Redneck Haiku

[Spamela]

there's a new book of Redneck Haiku out
(here)
and i can't get enough of this stuff (also see here)

i guess mullet haiku is a proper subset of it. look here and
here

a couple of my favorites:

In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man

O! SQUIRREL brother,
Your tail, my hair We are one
Yet I must eat you

 

[sciencetoy]

Sweet. I like:

Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans that
Fill his pickup bed