Redneck 911 call (stolen doboji joke)

Doboji

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>A couple of rednecks are out in the Tennessee woods hunting when
>Bubba suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't
>seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
>Billy Bob whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
>He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
>The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow
>my instructions. First, we need to make sure he's dead."
>There is a silence.......and then a shot is heard.
>The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"