Red-State Attorney meets the 'jury pool from hell'

Steeplerot

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Red State Jury madness? How DO they get anything done?


Defense attorney Leslie Ballin called it the "jury pool from hell."

The group of prospective jurors was summoned to listen to a case of Tennessee trailer park violence.

Right after jury selection began last week, one man got up and left, announcing, "I'm on morphine and I'm higher than a kite."

When the prosecutor asked if anyone had been convicted of a crime, a prospective juror said that he had been arrested and taken to a mental hospital after he almost shot his nephew. He said he was provoked because his nephew just would not come out from under the bed.

Another would-be juror said he had had alcohol problems and was arrested for soliciting sex from an undercover officer. "I should have known something was up," he said. "She had all her teeth."

Another prospect volunteered he probably should not be on the jury: "In my neighborhood, everyone knows that if you get Mr. Ballin (as your lawyer), you're probably guilty." He was not chosen.

The case involved a woman accused of hitting her brother's girlfriend in the face with a brick. Ballin's client was found not guilty.
 

rudder

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Those damn Kerry supporters..."I'm on morphine and I'm higher than a kite."


You do know Memphis supported Kerry... didn't you? Shelby county had 58% voting for Kerry.
 

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Why does this have to be partisan??? I'm so sick of flamebaiting jackasses saying red state this, blue state that....it's a JURY POOL. it has NOTHING to do with poilitics.