Red Squirrel saves the day :)

[Red Squirrel]

I killed a spider for my sister today.

Keeping this short since I'm on my phone but I could go on bragging about how heroic that move was.

Oh and the spider was drunk.






OK, enough is enough.


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[Fire&Blood]

Good job! At least you had balls to get it done, recently I read some guy thought he was brave because he followed a drunk spider and called the cops on him because he didn't have the guts to do the work himself. Would have been epic if the spider turned on him and nailed his cowering behind.

 

[KlokWyze]

I went to try and kill a house centipede earlier, but it escaped back down the sink drain. 😵

 

[Jeeebus]

I've been killing caterpillars left and right on my passion fruit vine. Does not give me the sense of manliness of killing a spider, but as their guts ooze out it gives me a brief moment of confidence that I too may one day have the strength and bravado to kill a spider.

 

[highland145]

Asshole. That poor spider was down south on vacation, trying to get a tan and hook up with some fine southern lady spiders. He heard that they were fatter down here so he thought he could hit it and get it without being eaten.

And then you and your sister come along. He just wanted to know what was in the bowl. Sheesh.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[ThatsABigOne]

I thought killing spiders was bad luck.

More server crashes are incoming, Red.

 

[BUTCH1]

Wow!, your one brave dude!... 🙄

 

[soulcougher73]

So much better than the other thread 🙂

 

[Uppsala9496]

But did you go see Nickelback and Creed in concert last night?

 

[z1ggy]

I'm liking how everybody is on this. 9/10

 

[IronWing]

Are you going to tell us what happened after you killed the spider?

 

[IronWing]

I've been killing caterpillars left and right on my passion fruit vine. Does not give me the sense of manliness of killing a spider, but as their guts ooze out it gives me a brief moment of confidence that I too may one day have the strength and bravado to kill a spider.

You have to train your passion vines to do their own killing.

 

[Jeeebus]

You have to train your passion vines to do their own killing.

Whoa... stupid passion fruit needs to man up.

 

[manimal]

think of the spider children!!!!




thanks obama

 

[AnonymouseUser]

I found the video your sister uploaded. Good job Red!

 

[highland145]

Are you going to tell us what happened after you killed the spider?

They talked about penises.