Red Sox & Yankees are now tied for 1st place in the AL East

Hubris

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Born and raised in New England! Go Bruins, Sox, Celts and Pats!

Yeah, every year I get excited cause the Sox at some point hold the number one spot, but they always fold like a cheap suit. Sucks, cause they've been my team since birth. :(

 

m2kewl

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Originally posted by: Kemosabe1447
I don't like the Yankees, I hope they never win a game again.

:Q

edit: you're wish is coming through...yanks have lost THREE straight ;)

GO YANKEES!!
 

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hehehehe :p


Three baseball fans are walking home from a game at friendly Fenway Park. One is wearing a Red Sox cap, the second one is wearing an Indians cap, and the third one is wearing a Yankees cap. As they are walking down Commonwealth Avenue, they see a pair of legs sticking out from under a bush. Upon further inspection, they find that it is a totally naked dead woman.

A crowd starts to gather before the police arrive, so they decide to give the woman some vestige of dignity. The first one places his Red Sox cap over her left breast. The second one places his Indians cap over her right breast. The third one places his Yankees cap over her crotch.

The police arrive to investigate. The detective picks up the Red Sox cap for a moment, takes a quick look, writes a few things in his notepad, then puts the cap back on her breast. He picks up the Indians cap, takes a quick look, writes a few things in his notepad, then puts the cap back on her other breast. He picks up the Yankees cap, takes a quick look, starts to write in his notepad, but stops and scratches his head for a moment, with a puzzled look on his face. Then he kneels down real close,staring at the womans crotch.

Now one of the baseball fans yells at him: ?Hey, what are you some kind of pervert?? To this the officer replies: ?Oh, no, of course not. I just need to double check because every other Yankees cap I?ve ever seen had an ASSHOLE under it!?
 

dman

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Originally posted by: Hubris
Born and raised in New England!

Yeah, every year I get excited cause the Sox at some point hold the number one spot, but they always fold like a cheap suit. Sucks, cause they've been my team since birth. :(

Usually it's earlier in the season that they hold #1, and after allstar break the slide begins until it's (usually) a race to see if they can grab the wildcard spot.

The Yankee's seem to be on a slide since Jeter's back in the lineup. I'm sure it's only temporary.

I have been impressed with the team's (Red Sox) ability to come from behind and win, quite a bit this season.

Oh well, could be worse. We could be cubs fans. (Not funny -yet- this year!!!) ;)

Go Sox.


 

dman

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Giambi's (Red Sox) started out slow but had a good game the other day, 4-4 and 2hr's, but we still lost by 1run (9-8). Hopefully he's coming around.

Mueller and Millar have been hot. Better than I expected.

Garciaparra seems to be picking it up too (19games in a row after an 0-19 slump).

 

Hubris

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Originally posted by: dman
Giambi's (Red Sox) started out slow but had a good game the other day, 4-4 and 2hr's, but we still lost by 1run (9-8). Hopefully he's coming around.

Mueller and Millar have been hot. Better than I expected.

Garciaparra seems to be picking it up too (19games in a row after an 0-19 slump).

Nomar's the roxor!
 

m2kewl

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
hehehehe :p Three baseball fans are walking home from a game at friendly Fenway Park. One is wearing a Red Sox cap, the second one is wearing an Indians cap, and the third one is wearing a Yankees cap. As they are walking down Commonwealth Avenue, they see a pair of legs sticking out from under a bush. Upon further inspection, they find that it is a totally naked dead woman. A crowd starts to gather before the police arrive, so they decide to give the woman some vestige of dignity. The first one places his Red Sox cap over her left breast. The second one places his Indians cap over her right breast. The third one places his Yankees cap over her crotch. The police arrive to investigate. The detective picks up the Red Sox cap for a moment, takes a quick look, writes a few things in his notepad, then puts the cap back on her breast. He picks up the Indians cap, takes a quick look, writes a few things in his notepad, then puts the cap back on her other breast. He picks up the Yankees cap, takes a quick look, starts to write in his notepad, but stops and scratches his head for a moment, with a puzzled look on his face. Then he kneels down real close,staring at the womans crotch. Now one of the baseball fans yells at him: ?Hey, what are you some kind of pervert?? To this the officer replies: ?Oh, no, of course not. I just need to double check because every other Yankees cap I?ve ever seen had an ASSHOLE under it!?

LMAO!!

well i'm going to behave and not post any red sox jokes. i'll say one thing...let's hope you guys win the wildcard spot come playoffs ;)
 

Soccer55

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: ThePresence
Two words: Nineteen Eighteen.

Hush! This could be the year when wishes come true!

Such is the mantra of every Red Sox fan for the last 85 years. A friend of mine said it best when he said:

"As for the Red Sox fans Tom, they have probably already slipped deep into their delusional state of oblivion, where the Red Sox possess endurance and consistency sufficient to make a World Series run. It is already too late to argue otherwise, because this mental state, once accessed, cannot be breached by anything short of a single through the legs of an otherwise excellent fielder."

:p:D

-Tom
 

NYHoustonman

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A few things.

Yanks fans, don't be so quick to assume a win.
Manny Ramirez is the single best hitter in the AL-And he pounds left handers (Wells, baby :)).
GO RED SOX!!!
 

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No more thread crapping,this is the Official and confirmed Red Sox lovers thread!

This is the year! This Babe says we're going all the way this year woohooo!!!! Go Boston!!!!

It would be so sweet to win tickets to one of this series with the damn infidels from NY:p
 

Soccer55

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
No more thread crapping,this is the Official and confirmed Red Sox lovers thread!

This is the year! This Babe says we're going all the way this year woohooo!!!! Go Boston!!!!

It would be so sweet to win tickets to one of this series with the damn infidels from NY:p

No thread crapping here.....just some mild trash talking from your friendly Yankees fans as they anticipate the start of what should be a good 3 game series between the division leaders :)

-Tom
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Soccer55
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
No more thread crapping,this is the Official and confirmed Red Sox lovers thread!

This is the year! This Babe says we're going all the way this year woohooo!!!! Go Boston!!!!

It would be so sweet to win tickets to one of this series with the damn infidels from NY:p

No thread crapping here.....just some mild trash talking from your friendly Yankees fans as they anticipate the start of what should be a good 3 game series between the division leaders :)

-Tom

"Friendly Yankee fans" ? is that even possible? Lol,the only thing we hate more than death or taxes here in Beantown is the Yankee's :p
 

m2kewl

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Originally posted by: NYHoustonman
A few things. Yanks fans, don't be so quick to assume a win.
Manny Ramirez is the single best hitter in the AL-And he pounds left handers (Wells, baby :)). GO RED SOX!!!

he may be. but NY has owned red sox in every playoff/world series...i remember the last one. bill buckner - ring a bell?? memorizes...memorizes...;):D:p