Red Five Standing By

[Paratus]

Red Five I'm going in.

 

[shortylickens]

Red Leader, online with pizza and beer.

 

[Paratus]

Why doesn't Chewbacca get a medal!?

That's racist.

 

[master_shake_]

Redd Foxx standing by.

 

[Nograts]

Red fuck I'm banned again standing by oh wait I'm not I'm banned again okay then here I go.

Fuck yeah.

Photon Torpedos at maximum captain.

 

[brianmanahan]

red skelton standing by

 

[shortylickens]

Why doesn't Chewbacca get a medal!?

That's racist.

Neither did Wedge and he did more work than Han Solo.

 

[Slew Foot]

Why doesn't Chewbacca get a medal!?

That's racist.

Threepio drops his medal breaking it before the ceremony.

 

[Paratus]

Standing by

 

[Paratus]

Red matter standing by

Red Matter?! Oh shi....

 

[Sonikku]

When you fail the trench run. :'(

 

[IronWing]

/r/ standing by.

 

[Newbian]

standing by and fapping.

 

[spacejamz]

standing by

 

[disappoint]

 

[Sho'Nuff]

I got to stand in line with Obi Won you pilot newbs. Go be turbolaser fodder.


...

Seriously, there were about 5 or 6 Obi Won look alikes (ranging from the Sir Alec Guiness to the Ewan Macgregor versions) in line with me at force awakens last night.

...

And no, I was not one of them (though I kinda wish I was).

 

[Jeff7]

Red rocket standing by.

 

[brianmanahan]

red dawn standing by?

 

[shortylickens]

ready with duct tape!

 

[John Connor]

Red leader, read leader send red five right over.

Can't even play that game at school anymore due to the wussification of America. Not even dodge ball.

One day playground equipment will be banned.

 

[John Connor]

standing by

Not as good as Angry Orchard.

 

[John Connor]

ready with duct tape!

Friend of mine watched that show. I never found it funny at all. Was, how do I say this? Dorky?

 

[lxskllr]

 

[John Connor]

LOL "The fifth graders showed us!"

 

[sdifox]

Why doesn't Chewbacca get a medal!?

That's racist.

Too tall.