Recycled lawyer joke

[Twofootputt]

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

 

[PowerMacG5]

1/10

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: Marauder911
-1/10

 

[Toastedlightly]

-10/10 = -1 and since you take the root of all ratings.. i is your rating.

 

[axelfox]

boourns

 

[etalns]

Bloody awful.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
-10/10 = -1 and since you take the root of all ratings.. i is your rating.

Good try, attempting to work i in there, but poorly executed. sqrt(2)/2 + j*sqrt(3)/2