Recruiter Pwned

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Jzero

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I think the only thing you pwned is the English language.

Antisemantic is what comes to mind.
 
UNCjigga

UNCjigga

Lifer
Dec 12, 2000
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why are you anti-pastries? I mean, I know they're fattening and all, but dammit they taste so good!!!
 
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OulOat

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Originally posted by: jumpr
antipatristists...
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What the fvck does that mean? :|

Your story sucks.
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The recruiter probably didn't say that. They know how to handle rejection and getting spat on by the new pussy generation. The op probably just made that up to make his e-penis feel bigger.
 
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CVSiN

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Originally posted by: MiranoPoncho
So It was 3rd block in the café: Lunch time. While masticating the gov't rationed consumables, I spotted A recruiter for the airforce. Hmm I thought to myself: So... This dude flys a plane.... or blows sumptin up... I'm going in. Well my friends at the table got the same idea from my look and we were devising a plan:
Me: How 'bout we ask him how much an F-16 costs?
Friend: Sounds like fun. Wait! Ask him about the comanche.
Me: Good thinkin! Let's roll.

Recruiter: Hey guys.
Freind and me: Hey.
Recruiter: So... Ever thought about joining the airforce?
Friend: Nopsrry
Me:....
Recruiter: Ah. So, Do you have any questions about the Airforce?
Friend: *Nudges* Um yeah.. After basic, Did you fly anything?
REcruiter: Yes I did.. A b-52. Nice machine.
Me: Really? How's the speakers in those things?
Recruiter: Alright I geuss... Um, You guys want a brocure or keychain or something? *fidgets*
Friend: ACtually, I was wondering something...
Recruiter: What's that, Bud?
Friend: How much does a Stock Comanche Cost?
Recruiter:....? Com...wha?
Me: Wow. That much? How about as shown on the tv?
Recruiter:... *damn antipatristists...
Friend/me: Wha? ........k*wander off.
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Dorks Comanches are RHA-66 they are ARMY not AF
and theyre still experimental and not widely in use yet
GG pwn yourself
 
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Sqube

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Dec 23, 2004
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Well, all I have to say is the following:

ePenis --

In other news, the English language was shot in the face today. Twice. Before slipping into a coma, however, it managed to utter the following:

"antipatristists"? Are you serious? For fvck's sake...
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UbiSunt

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Oct 1, 2004
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Oh yeah, oh yeah; what kind of bullets does the A-10 shoot? (nerd-snicker... snicker...)

That guy should have just slapped ya'll Three Stooges style. BTW he probably didn't understand your question if you speak as badly as you write.
 
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FlyLice

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Originally posted by: bobbybe01
that wasn't pwnage. Sorry son.
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Self-pwnage more like it?

So if comanches are Army...and he's AF and didn't know wtf you were talking about......
 
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Jfrag Teh Foul

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Jul 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: MiranoPoncho
So It was 3rd block in the café: Lunch time. While masticating the gov't rationed consumables, I spotted A recruiter for the airforce. Hmm I thought to myself: So... This dude flys a plane.... or blows sumptin up... I'm going in. Well my friends at the table got the same idea from my look and we were devising a plan:
Me: How 'bout we ask him how much an F-16 costs?
Friend: Sounds like fun. Wait! Ask him about the comanche.
Me: Good thinkin! Let's roll.

Recruiter: Hey guys.
Freind and me: Hey.
Recruiter: So... Ever thought about joining the airforce?
Friend: Nopsrry
Me:....
Recruiter: Ah. So, Do you have any questions about the Airforce?
Friend: *Nudges* Um yeah.. After basic, Did you fly anything?
REcruiter: Yes I did.. A b-52. Nice machine.
Me: Really? How's the speakers in those things?
Recruiter: Alright I geuss... Um, You guys want a brocure or keychain or something? *fidgets*
Friend: ACtually, I was wondering something...
Recruiter: What's that, Bud?
Friend: How much does a Stock Comanche Cost?
Recruiter:....? Com...wha?
Me: Wow. That much? How about as shown on the tv?
Recruiter:... *damn antipatristists...
Friend/me: Wha? ........k*wander off.
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Dorks Comanches are RHA-66 they are ARMY not AF
and theyre still experimental and not widely in use yet
GG pwn yourself
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Indeed.

1/10

DIAFBAN!:|

 
halik

halik

Lifer
Oct 10, 2000
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Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: MiranoPoncho
So It was 3rd block in the café: Lunch time. While masticating the gov't rationed consumables, I spotted A recruiter for the airforce. Hmm I thought to myself: So... This dude flys a plane.... or blows sumptin up... I'm going in. Well my friends at the table got the same idea from my look and we were devising a plan:
Me: How 'bout we ask him how much an F-16 costs?
Friend: Sounds like fun. Wait! Ask him about the comanche.
Me: Good thinkin! Let's roll.

Recruiter: Hey guys.
Freind and me: Hey.
Recruiter: So... Ever thought about joining the airforce?
Friend: Nopsrry
Me:....
Recruiter: Ah. So, Do you have any questions about the Airforce?
Friend: *Nudges* Um yeah.. After basic, Did you fly anything?
REcruiter: Yes I did.. A b-52. Nice machine.
Me: Really? How's the speakers in those things?
Recruiter: Alright I geuss... Um, You guys want a brocure or keychain or something? *fidgets*
Friend: ACtually, I was wondering something...
Recruiter: What's that, Bud?
Friend: How much does a Stock Comanche Cost?
Recruiter:....? Com...wha?
Me: Wow. That much? How about as shown on the tv?
Recruiter:... *damn antipatristists...
Friend/me: Wha? ........k*wander off.
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Dorks Comanches are RHA-66 they are ARMY not AF
and theyre still experimental and not widely in use yet
GG pwn yourself
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ya... It's RAH-66 (not RHA)
wow i thought there was a law that kids under 13 cant use the internet without parental oversight....

 
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