can anyone recommend a massage parlor type place in Orange county?? i wanna treat my gf to a professional massage but i dont know which one to go to..
Recommend a massage parlor in SoCal (OC) area??..(Not XXX handjob parlors ;)
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Go buy some nice oils and make a really nice setup and do it yourself. TRUST ME. It'll work in your favor and it will mean more to her.
I get mine from Burke Williams
I go to the Santa Monica location, but they have one in Orange.
They are GREAT and pamper you to no end.
If you don't mind a drive, one of the best spas in LA is Murad 365 in El Segundo. Expensive as hell but worth it.
I go to the Santa Monica location, but they have one in Orange.
They are GREAT and pamper you to no end.
If you don't mind a drive, one of the best spas in LA is Murad 365 in El Segundo. Expensive as hell but worth it.
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Maybe you should change your title, at first I thought you wanted to go to one of HandXXX kinds hehe
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My buddy worked for Burke Williams for a while (not as a massuse). Anyway, if you go that route, she can have her day at the spa and afterwards you can go out for dinner or something at the Promenade conveniently located one block west and then, well, close the drapes
One time I injured my back and went to what a thought was a normal massage parlor (in the phone book, license #, etc.). This woman literally climbed on me and sort of danced!!!!!! IT WAS HORRIBLE. Thank God she did not try to perform a body shampoo or worse.
lol, PICS!?
what? you know someone had to say it.
man, you lot are a bad influence on me....
I'm under the influence....of ATOT
like DUI cept its PUI, posting under the (ATOT) influence.
I'm just saying MisterServer SHOULD be very, very picky, expecially when it's a gift for a woman. If a man had sen me to that carnal hellole I would have been really offended. As it was I was just embarrassed and somewhat grossed out. Also, a spa has a sort of magical appeal that most women will like.
Originally posted by: Nitemare
A half naked jfur on a table...Your lucky it was her and not an ATOT member, else a body shampoo would have been the least of your worries
Actually you get completely naked at most massage places I've been and then are partially covered with a sheet. I don't remember what the creepy masseuse was wearing but I certainly did not expect her to leap upon me and body dance my back pain away. The only other creepy thing I had happen was a BIG Swedish guy (guess what type of massage that was!) who for some reason made loud groaning sounds as he massaged. Unggggghhhhh! Ooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaauunnnnnnnnngggggggggg!!!! I think it was his natural interface but I was VERY embarrassed. I'll get my erotic massages at home, thank you
Originally posted by: Jfur
Originally posted by: Nitemare
A half naked jfur on a table...Your lucky it was her and not an ATOT member, else a body shampoo would have been the least of your worries
Actually you get completely naked at most massage places I've been and then are partially covered with a sheet. I don't remember what the creepy masseuse was wearing but I certainly did not expect her to leap upon me and body dance my back pain away. The only other creepy thing I had happen was a BIG Swedish guy (guess what type of massage that was!) who for some reason made loud groaning sounds as he massaged. Unggggghhhhh! Ooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaauunnnnnnnnngggggggggg!!!! I think it was his natural interface but I was VERY embarrassed. I'll get my erotic massages at home, thank you
rofl
isn't that a legitimate massage? the one where the lady has like two bars that she holds on to and she walks across your back? or was this more of a lie down on top of you type dance.... or straddle....
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Jfur
Originally posted by: Nitemare
A half naked jfur on a table...Your lucky it was her and not an ATOT member, else a body shampoo would have been the least of your worries
Actually you get completely naked at most massage places I've been and then are partially covered with a sheet. I don't remember what the creepy masseuse was wearing but I certainly did not expect her to leap upon me and body dance my back pain away. The only other creepy thing I had happen was a BIG Swedish guy (guess what type of massage that was!) who for some reason made loud groaning sounds as he massaged. Unggggghhhhh! Ooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaauunnnnnnnnngggggggggg!!!! I think it was his natural interface but I was VERY embarrassed. I'll get my erotic massages at home, thank you
rofl
isn't that a legitimate massage? the one where the lady has like two bars that she holds on to and she walks across your back? or was this more of a lie down on top of you type dance.... or straddle....
It was more the latter, unless you count her legs as "bars"
Perhaps she had horny lesbian clientele
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Originally posted by: Jfur
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Jfur
Originally posted by: Nitemare
A half naked jfur on a table...Your lucky it was her and not an ATOT member, else a body shampoo would have been the least of your worries
Actually you get completely naked at most massage places I've been and then are partially covered with a sheet. I don't remember what the creepy masseuse was wearing but I certainly did not expect her to leap upon me and body dance my back pain away. The only other creepy thing I had happen was a BIG Swedish guy (guess what type of massage that was!) who for some reason made loud groaning sounds as he massaged. Unggggghhhhh! Ooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaauunnnnnnnnngggggggggg!!!! I think it was his natural interface but I was VERY embarrassed. I'll get my erotic massages at home, thank you
rofl
isn't that a legitimate massage? the one where the lady has like two bars that she holds on to and she walks across your back? or was this more of a lie down on top of you type dance.... or straddle....
It was more the latter, unless you count her legs as "bars"
she has been trained to please...i don't really think gender matters to her except the obvious ways.
I've never been to a parlor before, but did go to someone's house and she had her own table and everything, very nice and relaxing. I think I fell asleep every time and was in a state of euphoria for the rest of the day
Is probably harder to find a real massage parlor than a XXX one.
The best place to get a massage (a real one) is in China...is only like 7 US dollars an hour. Physically I was very relaxed, but I felt bad for those people.
The best place to get a massage (a real one) is in China...is only like 7 US dollars an hour. Physically I was very relaxed, but I felt bad for those people.
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