Reasons women don't like Random Variable...

[Random Variable]

I'll start:

He wears a pair of $17 shoes that he bought at Target.

 

[z0mb13]

small penis

 

[hjo3]

How do you know women don't like you?

 

[dawnbug]

It's not the shoes that make the man. It's gotta be something else.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: hjo3
How do you know women don't like you?

I asked every woman on the planet.

 

[Random Variable]

He drives a Prius.

 

[yobarman]

cause you're have no self-confidence, you soft bag of womanhood?

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: yobarman
cause you're have no self-confidence, you soft bag of womanhood?

Are you trying to call me a vagina?

 

[hjo3]

He's emo enough to publicly list the reasons why women don't like him.

*Craaaaawliing iiiin my skiiiiiinn, these woooounds, they will not heal...*

 

[BlackFalcon]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
He drives a Prius.

I don't know about where you are, but here that is a huge plus. They are expensive, "elite," and different. Just don't go super scary eco or frugal (gas savings) and the Prius should be ok.

 

[Alkesh]

He's on ATOT

 

[Alkesh]

Originally posted by: Alkesh
He's on ATOT

FTW!

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

At least you're not this guy.

 

[Alkesh]

Originally posted by: Alkesh

Originally posted by: Alkesh
He's on ATOT

FTW!

QFT!

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: hjo3
How do you know women don't like you?

I asked every woman on the planet.

youre too needy for a woman

 

[blahblah99]

It's all about the money, power, and fame.