Reason #734 why France should be carpet bombed

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Millennium
I guess no one sees the bitter irony here but me.
FIre up the American war arsenal, I paid good money for it. I could use a new vacation home over there. :D


 

iwearnosox

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
That is as stupid as you wanting to carpet bomb France.
There's not enough carpet bombing going on, I'm tired of watching oprah. I need fresh C130 video to satisfy my lust for human carnage.

 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Vortex22
It got boring after my score was around 8000... so I quit.
I bet it was good old American mouse technology that allowed such precision, too! :D

 

Murphyrulez

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My 4 year old is playing it. He asked me "Are you supposed to stop the planes from crashing into those two towers?"... :(

 

BigJelly

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Originally posted by: Spencer278
Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
That is as stupid as you wanting to carpet bomb France.

I agree why bother with carpet bombing when we have nukes.

nukes? then we won't be able to go there for 10,000 years. No the cheese eating surrender monkeys deserve bio-chem weapons that cause a very painful death
 

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Originally posted by: Murphyrulez
My 4 year old is playing it. He asked me "Are you supposed to stop the planes from crashing into those two towers?"... :(

No, Timmy. You're supposed to stay safely away from them then marry the wealthy widows left behind.
 

ThaGrandCow

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Originally posted by: BigJelly
Originally posted by: Spencer278
Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
That is as stupid as you wanting to carpet bomb France.

I agree why bother with carpet bombing when we have nukes.

nukes? then we won't be able to go there for 10,000 years. No the cheese eating surrender monkeys deserve bio-chem weapons that cause a very painful death

Why waste the cash on bio-warfare? Just send in a few guys with cap guns and firecrackers, watch the french fly out of their houses waving anything white within reach (watch out for nasty french guys waving around their white underwear)

I'll do it for $5 and a beer (and the plane ticket over there)