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Reason #23879238 MySpace Sucks

NOTE: This is how it was formatted in the original post, I won't change it to preserve the effect.

****do not stop reading this or something bad will happen.*****


One day, Sarah was walking home from
school
when
her boyfriend drove by and honked at her
to
get
in. She got in his car and he drove her to
the
lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to
tell
her
something very important. Sarah could
have
sworn
he was going to propose. However, he
flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and
yelled, "I am
breaking up with you, you ugly bitch!!! I
hate you
and I think that maybe you should
just end
your damn life!
DUMB BITCH!!"
He laughed and drove off. It was
a
very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the
lake,
freezing
cold, and feeling the worst she had in her
entire
life. She got home went in a hot bath,
and slit
her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her
parents
yelled and screamed at her to get out
until
they
finally broke the door down. They saw no
body,
but
the entire bathroom was dripping with her
blood.
Her mom went insane and killed herself
three
days
later, her dad is in prison, accused of
murder.
Later
that week, Sarah's exboyfriend was taking a

shower
when she came from the drain, rotting
and
bloody,
with a razor in her hand and said"Goodbye Jason."
She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title "1 scary way to breakup", you are a heartless
..............and Sarah will come to you in the
shower
from the drain, and will kill you the same
way
she
killed her boyfriend.

99.5%of ppl that broke this chain and died

You have 13 minutes

What is the reason for passing these things along? Do you know anyone who actually believes in this crap?
 
LOL

I'm wondering if it's any worse then some of the other dumb things that get passed via bulletin that have moved from email to seem more believable.
 
I hate those things... I didn't think anyone actually believed in it until I saw people reposting it...
 
Originally posted by: Xanis
I hate those things... I didn't think anyone actually believed in it until I saw people reposting it...

I should start this 'service'..for a mere $20 Paypal donation, I'll ensure that nobody comes up from their bathroom drain to murder them in their sleep. :evil:
 
Originally posted by: CadetLee
Originally posted by: Xanis
I hate those things... I didn't think anyone actually believed in it until I saw people reposting it...

I should start this 'service'..for a mere $20 Paypal donation, I'll ensure that nobody comes up from their bathroom drain to murder them in their sleep. :evil:

And just how exactly do you plan on stopping them? 🙂
 
Originally posted by: WisMan
Originally posted by: CadetLee
Originally posted by: Xanis
I hate those things... I didn't think anyone actually believed in it until I saw people reposting it...

I should start this 'service'..for a mere $20 Paypal donation, I'll ensure that nobody comes up from their bathroom drain to murder them in their sleep. :evil:

And just how exactly do you plan on stopping them? 🙂

With my formidible and boundless psychic powers. Effectiveness guaranteed or your money back!* 😀




*upon published proof of failure to prevent said phenomenon of occuring
 
Originally posted by: ForumMaster
quite pathetic. whenever my friends send me chain letters, i am glad that the delete button is so close.

What exactly are you deleting? The chain letters or your friends? Or both?
 
I just recently signed up to myspace just to add my high school friends and chat. Don't look for emos or people younger than me (21)
 
i found my mail delivery guy on there (an old classmate)

he's dorky as hell for real - but somehow he's a mega rockstar on myspace
 
Originally posted by: WisMan
Originally posted by: CadetLee
Originally posted by: Xanis
I hate those things... I didn't think anyone actually believed in it until I saw people reposting it...

I should start this 'service'..for a mere $20 Paypal donation, I'll ensure that nobody comes up from their bathroom drain to murder them in their sleep. :evil:

And just how exactly do you plan on stopping them? 🙂

I guess that's a calculated business risk.
 
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