RealUltimatePower.net - Ninjas have an ONLINE STORE!!

[NikPreviousAcct]

Got this email yesterday:

Ultimate Ninja Update:

Friends, Homies, and Countrybabes,

A new era is scraping us! Never before have ninjas been so
sweet. And guess what, I'm pumped. It is now that REAL
Ultimate Power is so relevant to the survival of the world's
sweetest mammal. And it is because of you, ninjas can chill
in their natural habitat without people bugging them.

I would like to thank all of you for supporting this little
website and making it primary source of up-to-date knowledge
of the total sweetness of the ninja. Mom yells at me. Each
of you has been integral in spreading REAL Ultimate Power to
those idiots who can't shut their mouth and think their so
cool because they saw some lady get a mammogram.

And because of your enthusiasm for ninjas, I have updated the
site, giving more dimensions to the ninja: movies, pictures,
ghost stories, and a small section for those who disagree with
the site.

Also too, I have worked with cafépress to discount all NINJA
GEAR in my store. Everything is $2 cheaper! We have new
designs and items. So check it out
http://www.cafepress.com/realninja


crapping my pants,
Robert Hamburger

To unsubscribe to this newsletter please visit, http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/help/ninjaunsubscribe.aspx
Thanks!

The Site
The Store

 

[amnesiac]

OMG those pictures are rad. I just crapped my pants.

 

[LordMaul]

OMG! Those pictures are sooooo sweet I just punched a hole through my monitor.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Ninja Burger

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

You mean pictures like this?



nik

 

[boi]

Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less, or we commit Seppuku!

LMAO!!!!!!

 

[LordMaul]

Problem with Cafepress: They show the exact picture that the guy uploads to be printed on the shirts. Therefore, it would take you about 5 mins max to right click>save as the picture, create your own FREE account, make it personal so there is no upcharges, upload that image, and get the exact same shirt/whatever for cost - minus his profit he added.

Maybe not exactly honest, but I wouldn't put it past 80% of internet geeks who figure it out.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Problem with Cafepress: They show the exact picture that the guy uploads to be printed on the shirts. Therefore, it would take you about 5 mins max to right click>save as the picture, create your own FREE account, make it personal so there is no upcharges, upload that image, and get the exact same shirt/whatever for cost - minus his profit he added.

Maybe not exactly honest, but I wouldn't put it past 80% of internet geeks who figure it out.

Don't get this locked, you horseraddish!

nik

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Problem with Cafepress: They show the exact picture that the guy uploads to be printed on the shirts. Therefore, it would take you about 5 mins max to right click>save as the picture, create your own FREE account, make it personal so there is no upcharges, upload that image, and get the exact same shirt/whatever for cost - minus his profit he added.

Maybe not exactly honest, but I wouldn't put it past 80% of internet geeks who figure it out.

Don't get this locked, you horseraddish!

nik

Locked?

:Q

Who, me?

*angel smiley*

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Locked?

:Q

Who, me?

*angel smiley*

Um, bud... your halo is a little crooked. The horns that hold it up look a little dirty too.

nik

 

[mpitts]

That is sweet!

And by sweet, I mean totally awesome.