REALLY BAD math joke...

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: cirthix
Two vectors got married and became Mr. and Mrs. Dot. They wanted children and were disappointed when their child flunked out of school and became a bum. What went wrong?

The dots' product had no direction in life.

/me takes a bow and doges the rotten fruit

haha

 

[BigJ]

OK here's a good one:

What does the zero say to the the eight?

Nice belt!

 

[Stojakapimp]

What did phi say to zero?

Do you like my Phineas Gage impression?

 

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
What did phi say to zero?

Do you like my Phineas Gage impression?

eh....slight smirk

 

[OOBradm]

Originally posted by: placebo139

Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
Why was negative 6 afraid of negative 7?

Because negative 7 negative 8 negative 9 (I made this one up)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

 

[OhioState]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Why should you never drink while doing Calculus?


Because you shouldn't drink and derive

best one yet

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: hjo3
About as funny as "Why was 6 afraid of 7?".

Because 6 7 8!

 

[EvilYoda]

lol...sad, but I laughed at that one...thanks OP

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Did anyone else read the title as REALLY BAD meth joke?

 

[dudeman007]

Originally posted by: Xyclone

Originally posted by: hjo3
About as funny as "Why was 6 afraid of 7?".

Because 6 7 8!

lawl

 

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: dudeman007

Originally posted by: Xyclone

Originally posted by: hjo3
About as funny as "Why was 6 afraid of 7?".

Because 6 7 8!

lawl

wow you got invited to the party a month and a half late

 

[cirthix]

wow, this thread is back from the dead!!

 

[Jeff7]

Baby, I wanna be your integral, cause I want to be all underneath your curves.

 

[PowerMacG5]

Him: "Hey baby, can I take your derivative, cause I wanna be tangent to all your curves"
Her: ::smack::

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: PowerMacG5
Him: "Hey baby, can I take your derivative, cause I wanna be tangent to all your curves"
Her: ::smack::

Aw damn girl, you're giving me some bad sines here.

 

[Theb]

Your mom is so stupid she tried to use substitution to find the definite integral of f(x)=x^2 over the interval 0<2.

 

[badmouse]

Originally posted by: Theb
Your mom is so stupid she tried to use substitution to find the definite integral of f(x)=x^2 over the interval 0<2.

:beer: best one so far!

 

[DaShen]

made me chuckle.