Real Life Skynet

Rubycon

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Aug 10, 2005
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Skynet is already in place. Do you really think those screen savers are trying to find ET or a cure for cancer? ;)
 

Engraver

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Originally posted by: Rubycon
Skynet is already in place. Do you really think those screen savers are trying to find ET or a cure for cancer? ;)

Damn you flying windows, damn you to hell.
 

dainthomas

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The first two times I tried loading this thread, I got a 'forum error'. It's begun.
 

rivan

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Jul 8, 2003
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Originally posted by: Engraver
Originally posted by: Rubycon
Skynet is already in place. Do you really think those screen savers are trying to find ET or a cure for cancer? ;)

Damn you flying windows, damn you to hell.

So simple in it's devious-ness-osity.
 

T9D

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Dec 1, 2001
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I'm telling you one day Microsoft, Google, and wikipedia will combine together with something like this for an AI that will take over the world.

Wiki and google have all the knowledge in the world for an AI that knows everything. Google will soon be on everything including every phone. Once it interfaces with something like this defense system we're screwed.
 

Canai

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I wonder how long it will be before they have fully automated tanks...
 

vrbaba

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Originally posted by: v1001
I'm telling you one day Microsoft, Google, and wikipedia will combine together with something like this for an AI that will take over the world.

Wiki and google have all the knowledge in the world for an AI that knows everything. Google will soon be on everything including every phone. Once it interfaces with something like this defense system we're screwed.

Dont forget YouTube.
 

stinger25

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Jan 8, 2003
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Originally posted by: vrbaba
Originally posted by: stinger25
Yikes. In other news: IBM considers selling military super computer to Israel....

"The I.B.M. machine, known as a supercomputer, can rapidly and accurately simulate explosions of nuclear weapons and the flight of high-speed ballistic missiles."

Oh Noes... Not Teh Jews



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I ain't worried about Israel specifically, but when they are developing automated generals and ordering supercomputers for nuclear ballistic research I get a little concerned. ;)
 

TallBill

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Apr 29, 2001
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Originally posted by: vrbaba
Originally posted by: v1001
I'm telling you one day Microsoft, Google, and wikipedia will combine together with something like this for an AI that will take over the world.

Wiki and google have all the knowledge in the world for an AI that knows everything. Google will soon be on everything including every phone. Once it interfaces with something like this defense system we're screwed.

Dont forget YouTube.

I think it's just Google by itself. Wiki is searchable through google, as is youtube, and anything else. I'll be happy to go out via Google takeover instead of nuclear holocaust though.
 

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: stinger25
Originally posted by: vrbaba
Originally posted by: stinger25
Yikes. In other news: IBM considers selling military super computer to Israel....

"The I.B.M. machine, known as a supercomputer, can rapidly and accurately simulate explosions of nuclear weapons and the flight of high-speed ballistic missiles."

Oh Noes... Not Teh Jews



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I ain't worried about Israel specifically, but when they are developing automated generals and ordering supercomputers for nukular ballistic research I get a little concerned. ;)

fixed :p
 

Exterous

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Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: vrbaba
Originally posted by: v1001
I'm telling you one day Microsoft, Google, and wikipedia will combine together with something like this for an AI that will take over the world.

Wiki and google have all the knowledge in the world for an AI that knows everything. Google will soon be on everything including every phone. Once it interfaces with something like this defense system we're screwed.

Dont forget YouTube.

I think it's just Google by itself. Wiki is searchable through google, as is youtube, and anything else. I'll be happy to go out via Google takeover instead of nuclear holocaust though.

I, for one, welcome our new Google overlords
 

stinger25

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: stinger25
Originally posted by: vrbaba
Originally posted by: stinger25
Yikes. In other news: IBM considers selling military super computer to Israel....

"The I.B.M. machine, known as a supercomputer, can rapidly and accurately simulate explosions of nuclear weapons and the flight of high-speed ballistic missiles."

Oh Noes... Not Teh Jews



*Disclaimer: No Forum Guidelines or Rules are intended to be broken by this comment*

I ain't worried about Israel specifically, but when they are developing automated generals and ordering supercomputers for nukular ballistic research I get a little concerned. ;)

fixed :p

Heh, Thanks GW!

 

AMCRambler

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Jan 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: Rubycon
Skynet is already in place. Do you really think those screen savers are trying to find ET or a cure for cancer? ;)

Lol! Folding @ home!
 

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: stinger25
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: stinger25
Originally posted by: vrbaba
Originally posted by: stinger25
Yikes. In other news: IBM considers selling military super computer to Israel....

"The I.B.M. machine, known as a supercomputer, can rapidly and accurately simulate explosions of nuclear weapons and the flight of high-speed ballistic missiles."

Oh Noes... Not Teh Jews



*Disclaimer: No Forum Guidelines or Rules are intended to be broken by this comment*

I ain't worried about Israel specifically, but when they are developing automated generals and ordering supercomputers for nukular ballistic research I get a little concerned. ;)

fixed :p

Heh, Thanks GW!

Your am welcum. :D
 

iamwiz82

Lifer
Jan 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: v1001
I'm telling you one day Microsoft, Google, and wikipedia will combine together with something like this for an AI that will take over the world.

Wiki and google have all the knowledge in the world for an AI that knows everything. Google will soon be on everything including every phone. Once it interfaces with something like this defense system we're screwed.

All we'd have to do is some wiki-vandalism, en masse.
 

Oyeve

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Oct 18, 1999
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Originally posted by: stinger25
Yikes. In other news: IBM considers selling military super computer to Israel....

"The I.B.M. machine, known as a supercomputer, can rapidly and accurately simulate explosions of nuclear weapons and the flight of high-speed ballistic missiles."

Why oh why do we keep selling weapons and shit to the Jews? I am not anti-Jew (my love is a Jew) but really, we are just feeding more minds with warmongering. We really need to get the hell out of the Middle-east and let them take care of their own shit. If they blow the crap out each other let them. Been going on for 1000s of years and will never be solved. And it sure doesnt help when we choose a side and sell them weapons. Aint ncessarily the right side either. If we sell weapons then we should sell to all of the mideast and in equal portions. This way its a level playing field. Sheesh.
 

zinfamous

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Jul 12, 2006
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Originally posted by: Engraver
Originally posted by: Rubycon
Skynet is already in place. Do you really think those screen savers are trying to find ET or a cure for cancer? ;)

Damn you flying windows, damn you to hell.

don't worry. the flying toasters are here to protect us from the flying windows.
 
Dec 26, 2007
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Well so much for buying a HDTV, or paying off my car with this tax return. I am going to start buying massive amounts of fully automatic weapons and stockpileing weapons in a cemetary to be able to wage a one man war against the Google controlled machine overlords.
 

Auric

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Oct 11, 1999
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Originally posted by: Oyeve

Why oh why do we keep selling weapons and shit to the Jews? I am not anti-Jew (my love is a Jew) but really, we are just feeding more minds with warmongering. We really need to get the hell out of the Middle-east and let them take care of their own shit. If they blow the crap out each other let them. Been going on for 1000s of years and will never be solved. And it sure doesnt help when we choose a side and sell them weapons. Aint ncessarily the right side either. If we sell weapons then we should sell to all of the mideast and in equal portions. This way its a level playing field. Sheesh.

1) elite transfering wealth to themselves from the middle class (public treasury and debt fund so-called foreign aid which is then used to support military contractors largely owned by said elite)

2) to maintain a foothold in an economically and strategically vital region

3) significant Jewish population in USA integrated into the power structure (as opposed to Muslims)

4) Israeli state is a necessary condition to the "glorious end of the world" according to the dominant faith of the USA
 

judasmachine

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Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: Oyeve

Why oh why do we keep selling weapons and shit to the Jews? I am not anti-Jew (my love is a Jew) but really, we are just feeding more minds with warmongering. We really need to get the hell out of the Middle-east and let them take care of their own shit. If they blow the crap out each other let them. Been going on for 1000s of years and will never be solved. And it sure doesnt help when we choose a side and sell them weapons. Aint ncessarily the right side either. If we sell weapons then we should sell to all of the mideast and in equal portions. This way its a level playing field. Sheesh.

1) elite transfering wealth to themselves from the middle class (public treasury and debt fund so-called foreign aid which is then used to support military contractors largely owned by said elite)

2) to maintain a foothold in an economically and strategically vital region

3) significant Jewish population in USA integrated into the power structure (as opposed to Muslims)

4) Israeli state is a necessary condition to the "glorious end of the world" according to the dominant faith of the USA

I wanted to argue with you, but then I thought about it, and now I'm just sad.
 

Auric

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Oct 11, 1999
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Originally posted by: judasmachine

I wanted to argue with you, but then I thought about it, and now I'm just sad.

Then my work here is done. Next?

"Saddening with illumination since 1999" :p