real life john holmes

[dolph]

aka, holy sh!t!

 

[Encryptic]

This kid has a bright future in porn, clearly.

 

[OulOat]

R

 

[tweakmm]

I always thought that picture made me look fat, what do you guys think?

 

[OutHouse]

damn cant see it, his site has exceded his bandwith for this month.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: Citrix
damn cant see it, his site has exceded his bandwith for this month.

google is your friend. Anyways, John Holmes was a real person.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: Citrix
damn cant see it, his site has exceded his bandwith for this month.

google is your friend. Anyways, John Holmes was a real person.

Yeah.

I tip my hat. Genetics was kind to him in that respect.

I'm having trouble understanding how he doesn't black out or at least have blood pressure problems. Consider how much blood it must take to fill that and then keep it up. Geez.

It boggles the fvcking mind, really.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: Citrix
damn cant see it, his site has exceded his bandwith for this month.

google is your friend. Anyways, John Holmes was a real person.

Wow John Holmes was a real life person??? Did he make porn too?

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: Citrix
damn cant see it, his site has exceded his bandwith for this month.

google is your friend. Anyways, John Holmes was a real person.

Wow John Holmes was a real life person??? Did he make porn too?

i wasnt posting that to you. I answered your question and then commented on the topic title.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: Citrix
damn cant see it, his site has exceded his bandwith for this month.

google is your friend. Anyways, John Holmes was a real person.

Wow John Holmes was a real life person??? Did he make porn too?

i wasnt posting that to you. I answered your question and then commented on the topic title.

opps sorry. I got the "Monday's" kinda grouchy today.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: dolph
aka, holy sh!t!

Woah, my little brother is famous

 

[Scarpozzi]

E veryone can respect that guy.

 

[MaxDepth]

I always thought the Kinnsey report on was on the small side of the averages.

 

[JackBurton]

Did he make a deal with the Devil or what? Apparently the Devil gave him a HUGE shlong, but also made him look like a troll! Damn!

 

[conjur]

P erhaps he will use it for good, not evil.

 

[Nitemare]

O n reading this link, I will call him Mini Me

 

[Quixfire]

Most men -- about eighty-seven percent -- are between five and seven inches

Whoo Hoo, I'm above average.

 

[Muck]

S urely he hasn't had full intercourse since age 10.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Quixfire

Most men -- about eighty-seven percent -- are between five and seven inches

Whoo Hoo, I'm above average.

Inches....not cm

 

[LikeLinus]

That has GOT to hurt the ladies

 

[thebestMAX]

I always figured someone else got my share or I got in the wrong line.

I thought he said "clocks" so I said "give me a small one so it will be easy to carry around"! :brokenheart:

 

[dquan97]

Anyone got a meter stick?

 

[Babbles]

Rather clever with the bold letters.

 

[vi edit]

That much sausage is a curse...not a blessing.

I couldn't imagine playing sports or trying to anything remotely athletic with that much flaccid meat swinging around. That...and it's basically all for show...you would cause some pretty bad damage to most women if you weren't very careful.

 

[WhiteKnight]

Yeah, that is just way too much. Given that I have no desire to be a porn star, I feel like I'd have to get that thing reduced if it were me.