Real Germans of ATOT: Please Come In!

[GTaudiophile]

I just received an interesting PM that prompted this question:

What are the secrets/rules to dating German women?

 

[Glavinsolo]

Be more of a man than they are

 

[Amused]

Whatever you do, don't tell them you're French.

 

[ngvepforever2]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
I just received an interesting PM that prompted this question:

What are the secrets/rules to dating German women?

I am still kicking myself because of a good opportunity I wasted. Back when I was 16 an inexperienced, this hot foreign exchange student from Germany hit on me like for a whole week and I didn't do anything (I was a dumbass back then and I also had a gf but the truth is that I didn't get the message). The sad thing is that she was pretty darn hot during the first months she was here but afterwards she started hanging out with the punk and emo kids and she went downhill really fast. I learned that she liked me a year later when I was talking to one of my friends who knew but never told me 🙁 .

Regards

ng

 

[B00ne]

Hmm dunno: depends on the woman (education) - dont be too macho, yet confident, maybe be a bit mysterious

whatever, my wife is brazilian 🙂

 

[Cristatus]

Be more of a man than any other man within a 3 mile radius.

 

[B00ne]

Whatever you do, in any conversation never answer: "Just nuke'em!" 😉

 

[MaxFusion16]

call yourself der fuhrer

 

[rudder]

don't comment on the hairy legs or pits.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Tell her you need the final solution for that nagging bulge in your pants.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Amused
Whatever you do, don't tell them you're French.

or Jewish?

 

[Glavinsolo]

Well my grandma is 100% German. That lady smokes 2 packs a day has fallen 100times or more. Has broken every bone in her body and curses like a sailor. My Grandfather was an FBI agent which means badge and gun. He died after the 7th heart attack. No Lie.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
Well my grandma is 100% German. That lady smokes 2 packs a day has fallen 100times or more. Has broken every bone in her body and curses like a sailor. My Grandfather was an FBI agent which means badge and gun. He died after the 7th heart attack. No Lie.

😕

 

[Glavinsolo]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
Well my grandma is 100% German. That lady smokes 2 packs a day has fallen 100times or more. Has broken every bone in her body and curses like a sailor. My Grandfather was an FBI agent which means badge and gun. He died after the 7th heart attack. No Lie.

😕

Just wanted to let him know what it took to date a german girl