Real Doll dethroned as creepiest doll ever...

[0roo0roo]

anyone watch this show? my fake baby?
http://www.channel4.com/video/my-fake-baby/index.html

its just like it sounds, women who buy uber realistic babies sometimes bringing them out in public. some even look like they are breathing.

i can understand real dolls as sex toys, but this is just really like carrying around a dead zombie baby lol
p1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qij9J7M3k2c
i'm sure u can find the rest

 

[KLin]

WTF?!?!??

 

[RESmonkey]

I'd like to see a Doberman chew on those.

 

[coinz]

this is seriously creepin me the fuck out

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
I'd like to see a Doberman chew on those.

if i win the lotto i'll so feed my dog a fake baby! what a youtube video that would make!

i could also imagine buying one to keep on the coffee table as some kinda macabre display item.

 

[silverpig]

Whoa, this actually isn't as bad as I thought. When I read the title I thought "real doll" and "baby" together = yuck.

 

[FoBoT]

as long as you can have sex and marry a robot, this seems like a good idea

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
i can understand real dolls as sex toys...

Ewwwwwwwww! Maybe I'm just misinterpreting this, but when you're talking about creepy realistic babies, please don't say that realistic dolls would be good for sex toys.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
i can understand real dolls as sex toys...

Ewwwwwwwww! Maybe I'm just misinterpreting this, but when you're talking about creepy realistic babies, please don't say that realistic dolls would be good for sex toys.

no, real dolls, look it up. basically a realistic sex doll..adult size you never heard of it? really, google it
basically a fancy male dildo.

 

[MyThirdEye]

creepy

 

[mooncancook]

oh snap. so real dolls actually give birth? I didn't realize real dolls need birth control too.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: mooncancook
oh snap. so real dolls actually give birth? I didn't realize real dolls need birth control too.

come to think of it, now you can simulate fake birth if you buy both lol make it sorta like a bizarre potato canon type thing. go for range!

 

[IronWing]

The possibilities of this baby doll for really pissing people off in public are endless.

"I said shut up <smack>"
"No, I don't think 15F is too cold for a baby."
"Here sweety, have a sip of daddy's beer."

 

[TheAdvocate]

Awesome. Obligatory "i just spit xxxx on my screen".

This thread delivers. WTG Oroo.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: mooncancook
oh snap. so real dolls actually give birth? I didn't realize real dolls need birth control too.

come to think of it, now you can simulate fake birth if you buy both lol make it sorta like a bizarre potato canon type thing. go for range!

you owe me a new keyboard

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: KLin
WTF?!?!??

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: ironwing
The possibilities of this baby doll for really pissing people off in public are endless.

"I said shut up <smack>"
"No, I don't think 15F is too cold for a baby."
"Here sweety, have a sip of daddy's beer."

lol, first thing I thought of was having one tied to the rear bumper of my car and taking it for a drag down the street.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: jjones

Originally posted by: ironwing
The possibilities of this baby doll for really pissing people off in public are endless.

"I said shut up <smack>"
"No, I don't think 15F is too cold for a baby."
"Here sweety, have a sip of daddy's beer."

lol, first thing I thought of was having one tied to the rear bumper of my car and taking it for a drag down the street.

I remember a clip from some show (Jackass, maybe?), where they had a fake baby in a carrier, and they set the carrier on the roof of a car and drove off, then filmed the reactions of passers-by.

 

[shortylickens]

I dont like RealDolls cuz they're creepy, I like them cuz they dont talk back........

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: ironwing
The possibilities of this baby doll for really pissing people off in public are endless.

"I said shut up <smack>"
"No, I don't think 15F is too cold for a baby."
"Here sweety, have a sip of daddy's beer."

I say we take a bunch of them, put blond hair on them, seal them in a plastic box and set them adrift off the coast of Texas.

 

[Alistar7]

So very odd for those that take it seriously, seems perfect for pranks/gags though....

 

[lokiju]

OMG this reminds me of one time I was at a mall with my wife and we were eating in the food court area and this lady is strolling by with a baby in it's stroller. I glance over and it's a freaking doll!

So this lady proceeds to sit down near us and I point this out to my wife so we're eating and watching due to curiosity and the lady proceeds to take some of her fries and stick them into the little mouth hole where you'd put a pacifier on the doll. She then wipes the smashed up fries on the "babies" face onto the ground and does it again.

One of the ladies that goes around and wipes off tables notices also that this lady is feeding a doll food and says something like "thats a nice doll you have there" or whatever and the lady corrects her stating its her baby.

You could just see the crazy in this womans eyes.

Very strange experience.

 

[0roo0roo]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/otf/...ive/Dead-babylaugh.JPG
http://www.rosswhite.com/ben/archives/baby.jpg

 

[Modeps]

This is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen.

 

[ranmaniac]

Could we buy one of these and give it a social security number? I could use the tax deduction.