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Ready For The Apocalypse?

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ShotgunSteven

Lifer
I haven't seen this much speculation about End Times, the Apocalypse, and other such things since the Millenium turned. Does it say somewhere in the Bible that when gas prices reach $3.00 a gallon, the time of the Lord is nigh? Maybe it was the whole thing with the Red Sox finally winning.

Anyone else noticed people freaking out over it lately?
 
I wonder if everyone who secretly thinks some big bearded super alien dressed in Roman apparell and leather sandals will come down and break planet earth realizes how crazy they are?
 
Originally posted by: jjzelinski
I wonder if everyone who secretly thinks some big bearded super alien dressed in Roman apparell and leather sandals will come down and break planet earth realizes how crazy they are?
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Everyone knows he shaved that beard years ago. And I believe it's a zoot suit now.
 
Cubs haven't and won't win anytime soon, so you're OK for a good long while. Although they came close, but that was just a fluke.
 
Originally posted by: DAGTA
Actually, I think there are more people looking to 2011 or 2012 than 2006. 😉
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The date of the Evangelical Chrisitan appocalypse will be continuously advanced as each appocolypse day/month/year goes un-appocolypsed. (new word)
 
Originally posted by: DAGTA
Actually, I think there are more people looking to 2011 or 2012 than 2006. 😉
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Why not 2013? Isn't 13 the unlucky number? Jason will return to slaughter us on that year.
 
2006 is the apocolypse now eh? Hell fscking yeah, I am -so- ready!

Who wants to have an end of the world party? I'll bring the sammiches. Actually heck with it..this is the end of the world. Can someone kidnap MAME? We could cook him up and eat him instead!
 
Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Originally posted by: DAGTA
Actually, I think there are more people looking to 2011 or 2012 than 2006. 😉
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The date of the Evangelical Chrisitan appocalypse will be continuously advanced as each appocolypse day/month/year goes un-appocolypsed. (new word)
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I don't remember the exact numbers, but there was something they were espousing about how the current calendar is six or seven years off.
 
Originally posted by: DAGTA
Helpful hint: my post was not serious. 🙂
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I figured, but what I said was the truth. Once the Apocalypse didn't hit during the year 2000, all of these groups came up with evidence of why the calendar was actually six or seven years off. Of course, they never mentioned it BEFORE 2000. :-/
 
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Originally posted by: DAGTA
Actually, I think there are more people looking to 2011 or 2012 than 2006. 😉
Click to expand...

The date of the Evangelical Chrisitan appocalypse will be continuously advanced as each appocolypse day/month/year goes un-appocolypsed. (new word)
Click to expand...

I don't remember the exact numbers, but there was something they were espousing about how the current calendar is six or seven years off.
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My money's on 6 then 7 😉
 
Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Originally posted by: DAGTA
Actually, I think there are more people looking to 2011 or 2012 than 2006. 😉
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The date of the Evangelical Chrisitan appocalypse will be continuously advanced as each appocolypse day/month/year goes un-appocolypsed. (new word)
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Well, they say no human will never predict when it will happen, so everyone pick a date and make that their prediction, and then it'll never happen.
 
Originally posted by: ScottSwingleComputers
Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Originally posted by: DAGTA
Actually, I think there are more people looking to 2011 or 2012 than 2006. 😉
Click to expand...

The date of the Evangelical Chrisitan appocalypse will be continuously advanced as each appocolypse day/month/year goes un-appocolypsed. (new word)
Click to expand...


Well, they say no human will never predict when it will happen, so everyone pick a date and make that their prediction, and then it'll never happen.
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So what increment of time are talking about here, can I just claim a big ol' swath like, say, forever, and just save the planet from the big alien planet breaker?

If so I call dibs on forver, and thy shalt praise mine name for have I, jjzelinski, saved your worthless assess.
 
Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Originally posted by: DAGTA
Actually, I think there are more people looking to 2011 or 2012 than 2006. 😉
Click to expand...

The date of the Evangelical Chrisitan appocalypse will be continuously advanced as each appocolypse day/month/year goes un-appocolypsed. (new word)
Click to expand...

I don't remember the exact numbers, but there was something they were espousing about how the current calendar is six or seven years off.
Click to expand...

My money's on 6 then 7 😉
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After the Apocolypse, you won't even be able to send it.

Hint: Pray to god, and ask if he could allow you to bring some cash with ya. I mean, Suicide bombers are getting 72 virgins free. Who knows, perhaps the lord can be persuaded by a couple bucks 😉
 
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