A husband and wife have just settled down in bed for the night. The husband puts on the small nightlight in order to read his book. Every so often he reaches over and touches his wife on her lower private part. Then he goes back to his reading.
After a while she begins to get aroused. And thinking that he may need to know what she is feeling in order to continue, the wife gets up and begins stripping.
The husband looks up, surprised, and says, "What are you doing, babe?"
Well, she responds, "I figured that you wanted to get into some sexual action tonight."
"Not really, honey. Why would think that?"
"Because, my love," she says angrily. "For the last half hour you've been touching me downtown!"
"Oh that," says the husband. "I was just wetting my fingers in order to turn the pages of my book."
After a while she begins to get aroused. And thinking that he may need to know what she is feeling in order to continue, the wife gets up and begins stripping.
The husband looks up, surprised, and says, "What are you doing, babe?"
Well, she responds, "I figured that you wanted to get into some sexual action tonight."
"Not really, honey. Why would think that?"
"Because, my love," she says angrily. "For the last half hour you've been touching me downtown!"
"Oh that," says the husband. "I was just wetting my fingers in order to turn the pages of my book."
