Read this hilarious essay....

Actaeon

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But hilarious! This guy is a total genius, making a tool out of the teacher.
 

virtuamike

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I actually had to tutor someone that wrote like that in hs, I was reading her paper aloud and trying really really hard not to make fun of her.
 

Ynog

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Would have been much better if he started the El Nino essay with, El Nino which is spanish for "The Nino".
 

paulney

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My wife teaches English in an after-school program where most of the kids come from non-English speaking families. They catch on to conversational English quickly, but their written skills are utterly horrible. I get to see works like "El Nino" all the time... Maybe I should scan a couple and put them on the web :)
 

MazerRackham

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Originally posted by: PricklyPete
That made my day. I hope to god that was not someone in High School.
You guys can tell that he is mocking the whole educational process with that essay, can't you? LOL it's great! I would give him an A+ for writing that, though I don't know what the original assignment asked for...