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Read this...And LAUGH!

Namuna

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I love this one...

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."

"Yes?"

"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind, when she arrives, as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray'?"

"Sure."

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.

"Hi, Ray," he said.

I replied, "SCREW OFF, Gates, I'm in a meeting."


Linc.
 

T4NNER

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Nah... ignore Red Dawn... that was a very good nef Namuna. Keep up the good work.
 

thebestMAX

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Sep 14, 2000
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Yeah, like I believe that.

Even if I met clinton whom I despise, I would be impressed just because of the office.

Id even shake his hand, please forgive me!!!
 

MooCow

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[start sarcasm] WOW you met Bill Gates?!?!!! [end sarcasm] :)

That is a good one, heard it just the other day...
 

piku

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<< Then Bill bought your ass and sold it to NAMBLA. >>




HAHAHAHA... It would be even more funny if I knew what the hell NAMBLA is :)
 

Pretender

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<< It would be even more funny if I knew what the hell NAMBLA is >>

You really don't want to know. I don't remember what it stands for exactly, but it's something like National Man boy love association (translation: old guys having sex with young boys, further translated: large group of perverts).
 

Redwingsguy

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hee hee i was listenin to coperate world from dust brother while reading that, excellent bill gates jokes music :)
 

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