Read a Book, Get Oral Sex?

[Zim Hosein]

NEW YORK (Reuters) - New York officials were red-faced on Friday after they discovered that clothing ads on city buses that appeared to promote reading suggested a love of books could be rewarded with oral sex.

The advertisements that ran on about 200 buses across the city in recent months carried posters displaying a suggestively posed woman in hot pants kneeling among a pile of books beside the snappy slogan "Read Books, Get Brain."

What unhip, unsuspecting local transportation officials did not know was that "get brain" is street slang for oral sex.

Read a Book, Get Oral Sex?

 

[Beau]

/me runs to the library

 

[Chompman]

No pics of the ad?

 

[Kermy]

First time I've ever heard "Get Brain" refered to as oral sex.

 

[Kalvin00]

:laugh:

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: Kermy
First time I've ever heard "Get Brain" refered to as oral sex.

Must not be "hip" anymore.

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: Kermy
First time I've ever heard "Get Brain" refered to as oral sex.

Never heard of it either, then again I don't exactly follow slang for oral sex.

Viper GTS

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: Kermy
First time I've ever heard "Get Brain" refered to as oral sex.

Never heard of it either, then again I don't exactly follow slang for oral sex.

Viper GTS

<insert Fausto oral sex joke here>

 

[blackdogdeek]

i've seen those buses downtown. i did not know of the slang meaning. of course, the poster didn't make much sense to me.

 

[IEC]

No comment... :disgust:

 

[element]

It's not get brain, it's get head. Anyone that thinks it's get brain are morons.

 

[Arkitech]

Originally posted by: element
It's not get brain, it's get head. Those "officials" are probably morons.

getting brain is the new terminology for getting head, personally I think it sounds stupid but oh well

 

[FearoftheNight]

:camera:?

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: FearoftheNight
:camera:?

http://www.whatsbetter.com/static/images/656.jpeg

 

[Bootprint]

link with example Ad.

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: FearoftheNight
:camera:?

http://www.whatsbetter.com/static/images/656.jpeg

Not quite the ad we are looking for.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
link with example Ad.

LOL, more like "Read Books, Get Some Sweet Chocolate Bootie"

 

[Arkitech]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Bootprint
link with example Ad.

LOL, more like "Read Books, Get Some Sweet Chocolate Bootie"

:thumbsup:

if only it was that easy

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Bootprint
link with example Ad.

LOL, more like "Read Books, Get Some Sweet Chocolate Bootie"

mmmm Chocolate Bootie...*drools*

 

[Howard]

So how does getting head demean women?

 

[Gnurb]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
link with example Ad.

Thanks!

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Howard
So how does getting head demean women?

It doesn't demean women anymore than licking the linoleum does for men.

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Howard
So how does getting head demean women?

It doesn't demean women anymore than licking the linoleum does for men.

Hmmm....I was always under the impression (as a youth) that older people weren't hip because they just didn't "get" modern slang.

I've now come to the conclusion getting older doesn't necessarily mean you aren't hip because you don't "get" slang....but because you DO 'get it', but think it is REALLY, REALLY RETARDED and something you would have picked on a kid at school for using when you were a kid.

I mean, really, every adult on this thread...think back to high school...okay....keep going.....alright, high school.

Some kid starts talking and is all "Yeah, I took my girlfriend out last night and got brain! You know, *nudge*, *nudge*, got brain? "

You'd be all like "Uhhh....that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. You get no points. Die please." And then punch him in the face or something for being, apparently, semi-retarded at best.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: element
It's not get brain, it's get head. Anyone that thinks it's get brain are morons.

Morons? Yea, you're one to talk.

 

[Eli]

heh.. I've never heard it either, but it does make sense.