Ray Nagin, Mayor of New Orleans . . .

[CaptnKirk]

As negotiations continue into the night


If all goes well we can demand a restoration payment in the millions

just to take him back. They don't want him, but we don't want him more.

 

[OCGuy]

They should send him near the border of N Korea.

 

[jpeyton]

"Has been captured"?

A little exaggeration, don't you think?

A person on his flight exhibited flu-like symptoms; everyone on the flight is being quarantined until a short incubation period has passed.

 

[Dari]

Originally posted by: OCguy
They should send him near the border of N Korea.

:laugh:

 

[HappyPuppy]

I want him freed. The good people of New Orleans deserve him.

 

[FuzzyBee]

Is he trying to make North Korea a "chocolate" country?

 

[CaptnKirk]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I want him freed. The good people of New Orleans deserve him.

No we don't . . not even on a bet.

 

[CaptnKirk]

USA & New Orleans reluctanly agree to allow Nagin to return from China

(Please read some of the comments in the Times-Picayune at the end of the story)

Heck, they should have made China toss in a dozen Huns or Mongul Warriors to assist in crime prevention in the 9th Ward.

 

[Genx87]

Shit thought they may liquidate him due to being a health threat. Ahh what do I care? I dont live in that dump. They voted him in, they deserve him.

 

[RyanPaulShaffer]

They wouldn't even allow him to make a phone call or receive any calls.

A bit...extreme for someone who might have the flu, yes?

Unless the swine flu has mutated into the phone flu!

:Q

 

[Robor]

Holy misleading Topic Summaries...

 

[Genx87]

Lighten up people. The title is fine.

 

[shiner]

So can China sending him back be considered an act of war?

 

[dphantom]

Originally posted by: shiner
So can China sending him back be considered an act of war?

A weapon of mass destruction?

 

[DealMonkey]

China doesn't like black people? Is that the take-away message here?

 

[MovingTarget]

Originally posted by: DealMonkey
China doesn't like black people? Is that the take-away message here?

Well, thats okay. The Chinese aren't white.

 

[Jaskalas]

Originally posted by: RyanPaulShaffer
They wouldn't even allow him to make a phone call or receive any calls.

A bit...extreme for someone who might have the flu, yes?

Unless the swine flu has mutated into the phone flu!

:Q

No phone calls make perfect sense, all information must be filtered by government offices. Property is not to speak unless spoken to.

 

[Paddington]

Kwame Kilpatrick of Detroit fame is available, living in nearby Texas no less. He's 6'4", 300 pounds, and can butt rape women faster than you can say "Kobe Bryant". If that isn't qualifications to run New Orleans, then I'm at a loss.