Ha!
What do Americans know about raves, anyway?
If you haven't been to a rave in Europe, you don't know what a rave is. (ahhh... the memories!)
Anyone ever heard of Ibiza?
Hint: MTV Europe (not the American version!) had its own party in Ibiza, July 1999 - Paul Oakenfold, Orbital, Faithless, Chicane... and had some excellent coverage.
Morons who think raves are about drugs can go shoot themselves (or OD on TV preaching.) As for being "too" old, I guess it's more a question of taste, because I've seen 60-year olds going to such parties, too!
So, think again!