Rate yourself on these 20 things

[manlymatt83]

Just for fun, rate yourself on these 20 things on a scale of 1 to 5. They are random enough, that if you answer > 8 on all of them, we'll know you're full of crap. If you've never done something, estimate how good you'd be able to do it without any help.

1 = really bad
2 = poor
3 = average
4 = good
5 = really good

Rate yourself on...

1) Your ability to fix your parents' computer.
2) Your ability to mow the loan.
3) Your ability to use hand tools to fix things that break.
4) Your ability to fix your own car.
5) Your ability to run 3 miles.
6) Your ability to eat a whole large pizza by yourself.
7) Your ability to operate a flying object (airplane, helicopter, model helicopter, etc.)
8) Your ability to debate politics.
9) Your ability to play a good hand of blackjack
10) Your ability to be your own lawyer.
11) Your ability to pick up women.
12) Your ability to pick up men.
13) Your ability to post on AnandTech without being flamed.
14) Your ability to gain 10% on your investments/savings each year.
15) Your ability to remain de-stressed.
16) Your ability to paint a picture.
17) Your ability to bench press 100 pounds.
18) Your ability to be socially progressive.
19) Your ability to bake whole wheat, dairy free, dark chocolate brownies.
20) Your ability to read this post and reply seriously.

 

[olds]

Fuck no.

 

[JohnCU]

tldr

 

[manlymatt83]

#1 - Three - I have no patience
#2 - Three - I can do it sort of, but only done it a few times.
#3 - Two - Not really.
#4 - Two - Not really
#5 - Four - Used to be better but can handle it.
#6 - Four - Can always do this.
#7 - Two - model helicopter, that's about it.
#8 - Three - POLS degree in college but didn't study hard enough.
#9 - Four - Play it a lot for fun
#10 - Three - Depends on what kind of law
#11 - Four - I'm actually OK with this.
#12 - Three - Unfortunately, I get hit on a lot because people mid-judge me.
#13 - Two - Probably not very well.
#14 - Four - been doing ok with this.
#15 - One - I suck at de-stressing
#16 - One - I suck at painting.
#17 - Two - This is pretty hard for me too, still working on it.
#18 - Four - in general, I'm socially OK with most things.
#19 - Four - I can do this.
#20 - Five - It's my post.

 

[sjwaste]

Matt, time will tell how you rate on #13

 

[JulesMaximus]

1) My Mom lives in Florida...I never work on her computer.
2) Your ability to mow the loan. 5 (either kind)
3) Your ability to use hand tools to fix things that break. 5
4) Your ability to fix your own car. 5 (car/motorcycle, I can fix it)
5) Your ability to run 3 miles. 5 (I'm not a runner but I could do it)
6) Your ability to eat a whole large pizza by yourself. 3 (why would I want to?)
7) Your ability to operate a flying object. 1-Every time I try to do this I end up crashing them...I'd probably do better with a real plane.
8) Your ability to debate politics. 4
9) Your ability to play a good hand of blackjack. 5
10) Your ability to be your own lawyer - Why would I want to do this?
11) Your ability to pick up women - I'm a little rusty but 4
12) Your ability to pick up men. Never tried 1
13) Your ability to post on AnandTech without being flamed. 5
14) Your ability to gain 10% on your investments/savings each year. What investments?
15) Your ability to remain de-stressed. 4 I'm pretty laid back.
16) Your ability to paint a picture. 3 I used to be more artistic.
17) Your ability to bench press 100 pounds. 5
18) Your ability to be socially progressive. 4
19) Your ability to bake whole wheat, dairy free, dark chocolate brownies. 5, but why would I want to?
20) Your ability to read this post and reply seriously. 5

 

[venkman]

Just for fun, rate yourself on these 20 things on a scale of 1 to 5. They are random enough, that if you answer > 8 on all of them, we'll know you're full of crap. If you've never done something, estimate how good you'd be able to do it without any help.

1) Your ability to fix your parents' computer. - 4
2) Your ability to mow the loan. - 5 (seriously, who can't mow a lawn?)
3) Your ability to use hand tools to fix things that break. - 3
4) Your ability to fix your own car. - 1
5) Your ability to run 3 miles. -5 (a little out of it now, but I was running 9 miles at my peak)
6) Your ability to eat a whole large pizza by yourself. - 5 (sadly)
7) Your ability to operate a flying object (airplane, helicopter, model helicopter, etc.) - 1
8) Your ability to debate politics. - 4
9) Your ability to play a good hand of blackjack - 2
10) Your ability to be your own lawyer. - 1
11) Your ability to pick up women. - 2
12) Your ability to pick up men. - 0? (never tried)
13) Your ability to post on AnandTech without being flamed. - 4
14) Your ability to gain 10% on your investments/savings each year. - 2 (the last person to claim a 5 in this was Bernie Madoff)
15) Your ability to remain de-stressed. - 5
16) Your ability to paint a picture. - 1
17) Your ability to bench press 100 pounds. -5 (That's what, two 30 lb plates + bar? not much)
18) Your ability to be socially progressive. - 4
19) Your ability to bake whole wheat, dairy free, dark chocolate brownies. - 1
20) Your ability to read this post and reply seriously. - 5 (i did didn't i?)

 

[jjzelinski]

1) Your ability to fix your parents' computer = 5
2) Your ability to mow the loan(lawn?) = 4
3) Your ability to use hand tools to fix things that break = 4
4) Your ability to fix your own car = 3
5) Your ability to run 3 miles = 4
6) Your ability to eat a whole large pizza by yourself = 2
7) Your ability to operate a flying object (airplane, helicopter, model helicopter, etc.) = 0
8) Your ability to debate politics = 4
9) Your ability to play a good hand of blackjack = 1
10) Your ability to be your own lawyer = 2
11) Your ability to pick up women = 3
12) Your ability to pick up men = 0
13) Your ability to post on AnandTech without being flamed = 3
14) Your ability to gain 10% on your investments/savings each year = 1
15) Your ability to remain de-stressed = 4
16) Your ability to paint a picture = 3
17) Your ability to bench press 100 pounds = 5
18) Your ability to be socially progressive = 4
19) Your ability to bake whole wheat, dairy free, dark chocolate brownies = 2
20) Your ability to read this post and reply seriously = 5

 

[venkman]

1) Your ability to fix your parents' computer. - 4
2) Your ability to mow the loan. - 5 (seriously, who can't mow a lawn?)
3) Your ability to use hand tools to fix things that break. - 3
4) Your ability to fix your own car. - 1
5) Your ability to run 3 miles. -5 (a little out of it now, but I was running 9 miles at my peak)
6) Your ability to eat a whole large pizza by yourself. - 5 (sadly)
7) Your ability to operate a flying object (airplane, helicopter, model helicopter, etc.) - 1
8) Your ability to debate politics. - 4
9) Your ability to play a good hand of blackjack - 2
10) Your ability to be your own lawyer. - 1
11) Your ability to pick up women. - 2
12) Your ability to pick up men. - 0? (never tried)
13) Your ability to post on AnandTech without being flamed. - 4
14) Your ability to gain 10% on your investments/savings each year. - 2 (the last person to claim a 5 in this was Bernie Madoff)
15) Your ability to remain de-stressed. - 5
16) Your ability to paint a picture. - 1
17) Your ability to bench press 100 pounds. -5 (That's what, two 30 lb plates + bar? not much)
18) Your ability to be socially progressive. - 4
19) Your ability to bake whole wheat, dairy free, dark chocolate brownies. - 1
20) Your ability to read this post and reply seriously. - 5 (i did didn't i?)

OMG I just realized, you got my credit number + code from this!!!! ID THEIEF

 

[SlitheryDee]

1) Your ability to fix your parents' computer. 5
2) Your ability to mow the loan. 3
3) Your ability to use hand tools to fix things that break. 4
4) Your ability to fix your own car. 2
5) Your ability to run 3 miles. 4
6) Your ability to eat a whole large pizza by yourself. 5
7) Your ability to operate a flying object (airplane, helicopter, model helicopter, etc.) 1
8) Your ability to debate politics. 2
9) Your ability to play a good hand of blackjack 2
10) Your ability to be your own lawyer. 1
11) Your ability to pick up women. 1
12) Your ability to pick up men. 1
13) Your ability to post on AnandTech without being flamed. 4
14) Your ability to gain 10% on your investments/savings each year. 1
15) Your ability to remain de-stressed. 5
16) Your ability to paint a picture. 2
17) Your ability to bench press 100 pounds. 5
18) Your ability to be socially progressive. 3
19) Your ability to bake whole wheat, dairy free, dark chocolate brownies. 1
20) Your ability to read this post and reply seriously. 5

 

[Red Squirrel]

1) Your ability to fix your parents' computer. - 5
2) Your ability to mow the loan. - 4
3) Your ability to use hand tools to fix things that break. - 4
4) Your ability to fix your own car. - 1
5) Your ability to run 3 miles. - 1
6) Your ability to eat a whole large pizza by yourself. - 3
7) Your ability to operate a flying object (airplane, helicopter, model helicopter, etc.) - 1
8) Your ability to debate politics. - 2
9) Your ability to play a good hand of blackjack - 1
10) Your ability to be your own lawyer. - 2
11) Your ability to pick up women. - 3
12) Your ability to pick up men. - 1
13) Your ability to post on AnandTech without being flamed. - 3
14) Your ability to gain 10% on your investments/savings each year. - 4
15) Your ability to remain de-stressed. - 5
16) Your ability to paint a picture. - 4
17) Your ability to bench press 100 pounds. - 1 (I tried once for kicks, could not even move it LOL)
18) Your ability to be socially progressive. - 3
19) Your ability to bake whole wheat, dairy free, dark chocolate brownies. - 2
20) Your ability to read this post and reply seriously. - 4


Do I get a free ipod for filling this?

 

[iGas]

1) 5
2) 5
3) 5
4) 3
5) 4
6) 1 – retarded question
7) 0 – I haven't flying anything in the list beside kites.
8) 4
9) 0 – I don't gamble
10) 0 – retarde question, I'm not train in the subject hece I leave it to the professionals.
11) 3
12) 0 – I'm a guy
13) 3
14) 5
15) 3
16) 5
17) 5
18) 3
19) 4
20) 4

 

[coldmeat]

I'm just going to skip to 20

20) 1

 

[geno]

I'm just going to skip to 20

20) 14

ftfy

 

[SunSamurai]

Ill do a 1-10

1) 10
2) 6 (no lawn mower..weed wacker...or much grass!)
3) 6
4) 4
5) 7
6) Depends on #5 was done. 3-10
7) 3
8) LOL
9) 4
10) Im not that stupid
11) 10
12) 10
13) Depends on where. 1-10
14) I like cheese
15) 6
16) t('.')z
17) 10?
18) 6
19) I have a woman for that so 10
20) 7

 

[nanette1985]

If you know how to get 10% return on investments/savings these days, please let me know.

Whole wheat, dairy free, dark chocolate brownies? Sorry. But I make great regular brownies.

 

[Jeff7]

1) 5
2) 5 - seriously, mow the lawn? Push a machine over long grass. If you can't handle that, you probably shouldn't be operating dangerous machinery.
3) 4
4) 1
5) 2
6) 2
7) 1 - never operated anything flying
8) 3-5 - this is subjective anyway
9) 1
10) 1
11) 1
12) 1
13) 5
14) 1
15) 4
16) 1
17) 1
18) 3 - socially progressive? I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean anyway.
19) 1 - dairy-free? Why?
20) 5

 

[BassBomb]

1) 5
2) 5
3) 3
4) 3
5) 2.
6) 2
7) 1
8) 2
9) 1
10) 1
11) 3
12) 1
13) 4
14) 1
15) 2
16) 4
17) 3
18) 2
19) 1
20) 9000+

 

[RKS]

1) Your ability to fix your parents' computer. I do it all the time 4
2) Your ability to mow the loan. I am a homeowner but the wife usually cuts the grass 3
3) Your ability to use hand tools to fix things that break. Poor homeowner 4
4) Your ability to fix your own car. Basic stuff 3
5) Your ability to run 3 miles. Try to get to the gym 5 times a week 4
6) Your ability to eat a whole large pizza by yourself. Thin crust? 4
7) Your ability to operate a flying object (airplane, helicopter, model helicopter, etc.) ? Probably 1
8) Your ability to debate politics. Don't care about others' opinions 0
9) Your ability to play a good hand of blackjack Play casually 3
10) Your ability to be your own lawyer. I am a lawyer 5
11) Your ability to pick up women. Been with my wife for 17 years 1
12) Your ability to pick up men. uhhh 0
13) Your ability to post on AnandTech without being flamed. ? 3
14) Your ability to gain 10% on your investments/savings each year. wife does the finacial stuff 1
15) Your ability to remain de-stressed. Occupational hazard 0
16) Your ability to paint a picture. not artistic 1
17) Your ability to bench press 100 pounds. 5
18) Your ability to be socially progressive. ? I worry about me
19) Your ability to bake whole wheat, dairy free, dark chocolate brownies. 0
20) Your ability to read this post and reply seriously.
__________________

 

[kranky]

#1 - Five
#2 - Five
#3 - Four
#4 - One
#5 - Three
#6 - Five
#7 - Three?
#8 - Three
#9 - Two
#10 - Three?
#11 - Four if they don't have to be knockout model types. I could work on the type of woman I would be successful with.
#12 - One
#13 - Five
#14 - Two. Unrealistic goal over the long term.
#15 - Five
#16 - Zero. Not even good enough to call it a one.
#17 - Two
#18 - Two
#19 - Two, but only if I had to
#20 - Three?

 

[BoomerD]

Oh good...we get to help another kiddie with a homework assignment...

1 = really bad
2 = poor
3 = average
4 = good
5 = really good

Rate yourself on...

1) Your ability to fix your parents' computer. 0 Parents are dead

2) Your ability to mow the loan. 3.5 I mow my own lawn, but physical handicaps make it difficult.

3) Your ability to use hand tools to fix things that break. 4. I'm relatively handy...if it doesn't include carpentry.

4) Your ability to fix your own car. 4.5 Moderately good, but the newer cars have too many computer diagnostics for the average person to fix without access to the proper diagnostic tools. But I can do most repairs myself.

5) Your ability to run 3 miles. 0. I doubt I could run 100 yards anymore.

6) Your ability to eat a whole large pizza by yourself. 4 Depends on the pizza...but I'm willing to give it a shot.

7) Your ability to operate a flying object (airplane, helicopter, model helicopter, etc.) I took flying lessons as a youth in the CAP...never finished. I can fly some model airplanes and crash my POS model helicopter every time I fly it.

8) Your ability to debate politics. 3.5. I'm highly opinionated about politics and am not shy about telling you that you're wrong...and explaining why you're wrong.

9) Your ability to play a good hand of blackjack. Meh...I've played in the casinos...but always have to go back to work, never a big winner.

10) Your ability to be your own lawyer. 2.5 I'm versed in some aspects of the law...but we have a family lawyer.

11) Your ability to pick up women. 0. I used to be pretty good at this...but I've been married for 350 years...so I don't know how I'd do anymore.

12) Your ability to pick up men. 0 I don't pick up hitchhikers.

13) Your ability to post on AnandTech without being flamed. 3.5

14) Your ability to gain 10% on your investments/savings each year. -6

15) Your ability to remain de-stressed. 5 Stress can't get you if you just don't fucking care.

16) Your ability to paint a picture. Literally? -9,999 I have less than zero artistic skills.

17) Your ability to bench press 100 pounds.5+ Bench press 100 lbs? Fuck...I think my cat can do better than that.

18) Your ability to be socially progressive. 4. I don't like people, but I can mingle and chat with anyone in limited numbers. I can get up in front of a crowd, class, or conference and speak with no problems.

19) Your ability to bake whole wheat, dairy free, dark chocolate brownies.??Who the fuck wants whole-wheat brownies? Gimme the real thing. (besides, I married a baker.)

20) Your ability to read this post and reply seriously. You mean this is a SERIOUS thread?