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Rate my chances of severe injury

Sluggo

Lifer
I have had 5 beers, and need to move a recliner, by myself, downstairs for a garage sale.

What do you think my chances of severe injury are?

For those who really enjoy odds making, the stairs have 1 90 degree turn. There are 17 steps.
 
Just tie a rope to it and push it over the balcony or out a window. Make sure you tie the rope around your waist, you don't want it crashing down below.

KK
 
Only 5? I'd say you can do it just fine. 😛

Maybe 20% chance of hurting you or someone else. Make sure nobody is standing at the bottom of the stairs.
 
Originally posted by: KK
Just tie a rope to it and push it over the balcony or out a window. Make sure you tie the rope around your waist, you don't want it crashing down below.

KK

12:1 says you get pulled off a balcony at some point by a recliner on a rope.
 
Originally posted by: Scootin159
Originally posted by: KK
Just tie a rope to it and push it over the balcony or out a window. Make sure you tie the rope around your waist, you don't want it crashing down below.

KK

12:1 says you get pulled off a balcony at some point by a recliner on a rope.

Shhh... 😛

KK

 
Rope.......check

Big window.......check

My wife downstairs to catch the recliner....check

911 on speed dial....check


OK, synchronize watches in 3...2...1
 
Originally posted by: Sluggo
Rope.......check

Big window.......check

My wife downstairs to catch the recliner....check

911 on speed dial....check


OK, synchronize watches in 3...2...1

so, how did it go?
 
Oops, forgot to update.

The chair was easier than I thought, and no injuries.

The garage sale kicked butt though, the wife and I cleared $800 😀
 
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