Rasputin was a pretty big guy!

[jagec]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: welst10

Actually 6 inches (7 for blacks) is average in america.

link?

that's what the hidden cameras that welst10 installed on all public urinals have revealed

 

[EvilYoda]

holy...that thing's huge. He'd be a premier adult star in modern day society, what with his size and powers

 

[Red Dawn]

The Petrefied Prick of a Perverted Priest!

 

[Beau]

wonder if they could make it compatible with John Wayne Bobbit's snap-on mount....

 

[IHYLN]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Won't be long before this guy's ex GF will be on it.

rofl :beer:

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Ogg

Originally posted by: MAME
That's flaccid?! Jesus christ.

Anyway, I actually hope this doesn't get locked.

you like it, eh?

says the man who posted the story...

 

[CptObvious]

Hmm, looking at the Yahoo message boards, someone posted this:

Complete fake...
by: doviecohen 06/13/04 08:55 am
Msg: 77 of 392
26 recommendations

If one does a search on Google, they will find at least three different stories, each with different details regarding the so-called penis severing of Rasputin. (including size/shape/condition of said member - from a tiny remnant to, well, the picture shown in this story)

According to the website http://www.bizarremag.com/ask/sex.php#Anchor-GREGORY-33869 in 1914 Rasputin's doctor described his patient's penis to be "small and shrivelled like that of a very old man"

The item at this Russian museum looks more like a donkey penis and scrotum, both in size, shape and colour.

[http://news.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?action=m&board=37138445&tid=afpafplifestyleru ssiarasputinsex&sid=37138445&mid=77]

 

[welst10]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: welst10

Actually 6 inches (7 for blacks) is average in america.

link?

that's what the hidden cameras that welst10 installed on all public urinals have revealed

If I had a hidden camera, it would be in the ladies dress room of an upscale store.

 

[Whisper]

Originally posted by: welst10

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: welst10

Originally posted by: Dari
Isn't 11 inches (or was it 9) considered normal in America. It was 3 in china, right?

Actually 6 inches (7 for blacks) is average in america.

link?

Read some article in Stuff or Maxim awhile ago.

Last time I saw anything about it was GQ, and the north american average was something like 5.5...world-wide being a little bit below that.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Whisper
Last time I saw anything about it was GQ, and the north american average was something like 5.5...world-wide being a little bit below that.

[South Park]
Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.
[/South Park]

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Whisper
Last time I saw anything about it was GQ, and the north american average was something like 5.5...world-wide being a little bit below that.

[South Park]
Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.
[/South Park]

I've only seen one SP in my life and that was the one. It was hilarious! Being of Japanese heritage, I totally got all the little stereotypes and insinuations. Brilliant!

 

[Thump553]

Originally posted by: CptObvious
Hmm, looking at the Yahoo message boards, someone posted this:

Complete fake...
by: doviecohen 06/13/04 08:55 am
Msg: 77 of 392
26 recommendations

If one does a search on Google, they will find at least three different stories, each with different details regarding the so-called penis severing of Rasputin. (including size/shape/condition of said member - from a tiny remnant to, well, the picture shown in this story)

According to the website http://www.bizarremag.com/ask/sex.php#Anchor-GREGORY-33869 in 1914 Rasputin's doctor described his patient's penis to be "small and shrivelled like that of a very old man"

The item at this Russian museum looks more like a donkey penis and scrotum, both in size, shape and colour.

[http://news.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?action=m&board=37138445&tid=afpafplifestyleru ssiarasputinsex&sid=37138445&mid=77]

I wonder when the first donkey to human transplant will take place. Sounds like a whole new line for internet spammers.

 

[GigaCluster]

Originally posted by: Nebor
Jeez, 11 inches after shrinkage from pickling...

No, it said 11 inches, allowing for shrinkage -- as in, it's smaller now but we can estimate that it used to be 11 inches.

Originally posted by: welst10
Actually 6 inches (7 for blacks) is average in america.

The average appears to be 5.1 inches, according to Wikipedia.

edit: fixed a misplaced beginning of a sentence.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: dr150
That can't be 11" limp. Heck, if that were true, that'd make him bigger than John Holmes. To women, Rasputin was still a FUGLY guy though, lol!

Aside of the ego/guy thing, it's the motion in the ocean that counts.

So is Ron Jeremy

 

[OutHouse]

I call BS on it. That does not look like a human penis. were is the pubic hair and why is there a line that goes around the penis at the base. it looks like a horse or donkey penis to me.

 

[dr150]

It's all a hoax.

If you Google it, you'll find that it's along the same myth as John Dillinger having a 26 inch penis. Napoleon's wang appears to be the only actual phallus chopped off a famous figurehead.

It does lend well though to the actual story of Rasputin sleeping with some of the aristocracy. The guy did have a freaky stare.

 

[thomsbrain]

whoever that belonged to, it was a giant penis. look. it's like as long as that's girl arm.

 

[MichaelD]

I would marry that woman. She is GORGEOUS. Hell, she can bring the cock in a jar with her.

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I would marry that woman. She is GORGEOUS. Hell, she can bring the cock in a jar with her.

It is a conversation piece

 

[Linux23]

wow.

 

[TitanDiddly]

BAN!

Or somebody just p'chop the wang out, and leave the chick.