Rapper severs penis, jumps off building

[alzan]

Detachable penis

My new fav song!

My wife already keeps my balls in a safe deposit box (the bank kind) not her deposit box.

 

[TXHokie]

He lost his head.

 

[BladeVenom]

Hopefully it starts a trend, and all rappers do it.

 

[PastTense]

Hopefully it starts a trend, and all rappers do it.

Here is a better rapper trend:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/mar/8/list-rappers-gunned-down/

 

[JManInPhoenix]

So many good one-liners!

 

[rh71]

"Johnson has been a member"

and they didn't even do that on purpose.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

And a new nick is born

"Shorty" Johnson.

 

[darkxshade]

Well now he's a member of the Lose-Wang clan

 

[BoomerD]

Too bad he survived the plunge off the building. He ALMOST became a good rapper.

 

[MongGrel]

I guess he decided to "cut and run".

 

[disappoint]

Take the plunge leave the cannoli.

 

[KlokWyze]

Well now he's a member of the Lose-Wang clan

 

[Bateluer]

Great, now the word 'penis' is trending on CNN.

 

[dawp]

the OP has the appropriate name to post this story.

 

[Rudee]

If he felt like a failure before, this should help confirm things.

 

[echo4747]

2 turntables and no microphone

 

[Paratus]

2 turntables and no microphone

that was a good cock break

 

[Fritzo]

Since he's black, maybe he cut it off with the intention of using it as rope to repel down the building?



I know. I'll just show myself out.

 

[TridenT]

Pffft, publicity stunt.

KT

he probably still has 6 inches left.

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[Schmide]

Maybe he went Old School Weensie?

 

[JulesMaximus]

When jumping off a building is only the second dumbest thing you've done today...

 

[Harrod]

^ Ha ha

 

[Pr0d1gy]

No Wang Clan's got nothing to fuck wit!

-stolen from the much better Reddit thread on this in the Music sub-

heh

 

[sourn]

He must have got a hold of some seriously bad shit.

Not only did he cut off his dick, but he failed at suicide.

"When jumping off a building is only the second dumbest thing you've done today..."

LOL.

 

[halik]

Must've lost his head. And then his shaft.