Rants about certain companies happen here so often, these should be the standard alternate names.

[Locutus of Board]

CrapUSA = CompUSA
Beast Buy = Best Buy

Any other suggestions/alternate names?

 

[Cerb]

CompUSSR = CompUSA
Compa$$ = Compaq
Highly Proprietary = HP (My friend has 2 very different ones, and I swear they must add tons of INF files and alter them just to spite anyone who tries to install non-HP hardware w/ HP's OS install)
AT&T Hurlnet = AT&T Worldnet

 

[Grminalac]

Microsh!t

 

[Elledan]

Mickeysoft = Microsoft
Comqrap = Compaq

 

[Windogg]

CircuitSh!tty

 

[ShadowHunter]

Brest Buy = Best Buy (I wish! )

Little OT but:

Home Dee-pot = Home Depot

This can also be applied to cars:

Ford Exploder = Explorer

Ford Tortoise = Taurus

Toyota Turdcell = Tercel

Big Massive Wang = BMW

 

[Viper0329]

lol @ this thread

i'm out of ideas for now

 

[Amused]

Surely Sh!tty = Circuit City