RANT. (updated, meaner rant)

[iamme]

Damnit.

Garbage men throw empty garbage cans on the side of the road. Snow plow trucks come and plow your garbage can a few houses down

Has this happened to anyone else.

Ok, that was a weak rant, i know.
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editted with new rant: (since my original wasn't good enough)

You dumb fvcking garbage men. Don't they train your dumbasses how to not leave a garbage can in the middle of the damn street?! They pay you to do one fvcking thing: pick up my trash and leave the garbage can where you found it. it doesn't take a motherfvking PHD to remember where you picked up the garbage can, you morons! :|

And you, careless fvking slow plow driver. you sit on your ass inside your car driving that stupid snow plow around. you're not there when we get blanketed with 6 inches of snow, but you're there when we get a measley 1 inch. then your monkey-asses decide to play let's-ram-the-trash-can into my neighbors driveway. is it that fvcking hard to avoid the garbage can? :|

better?

 

[Excelsior]

Very weak rant, and no, never happened to me.

 

[Saulbadguy]

Get revenge on the trashmen. There has got to be a way.

 

[hoyaguru]

OK, here's what you do: Hide in the trashcans, and when the snowplow comes, jump out and yell "Surprise". Make sure you get someone to video your wacky antics!

 

[TuffGuy]

the proper way to rant

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: TuffGuy
the proper way to rant

good rant.. 8/10

 

[Ynog]

Our trashmen just don't pick up the trash when it snows.

 

[conjur]

Anyone see the video on the news today of a guy somewhere up NE getting about covered in snow from two passing snowplows as he scraped off his car? He only got a couple of bruises.

 

[PanzerIV]

Yes, I saw that video Conjur. Thankfully I don't have ANY snow related problems here in the South but I have had them blown down the street during heavy thunderstorms.

 

[iamme]

updated with new rant....after i shoveled all the snow that they plowed up into our driveway.

 

[isekii]

7/10

 

[Yossarian]

good improvement! but what do you expect from guys who only work one day a week?

 

[TuffGuy]

Originally posted by: iamme
editted with new rant: (since my original wasn't good enough)

much, much better.


:beer:

 

[iamme]

aaaaalright. getting in touch with my vindictive side :beer:

 

[79Blazer]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
good improvement! but what do you expect from guys who only work one day a week?

:bsflag;

 

Go down to your town's Public Works dept. and file a complaint.

 

[lancestorm]

Originally posted by: iammeThey pay you to do one fvcking thing: pick up my trash and leave the garbage can where you found it.

Um, isn't that TWO things?

 

[dquan97]

much better

 

[TuffGuy]

Originally posted by: lancestorm

Originally posted by: iammeThey pay you to do one fvcking thing: pick up my trash and leave the garbage can where you found it.

Um, isn't that TWO things?

no, the second thing would be MOVING the can from where it was placed. they're paid to empty it, not relocate it.

:beer:

 

[lancestorm]

Originally posted by: TuffGuy

Originally posted by: lancestorm

Originally posted by: iammeThey pay you to do one fvcking thing: pick up my trash and leave the garbage can where you found it.

Um, isn't that TWO things?

no, the second thing would be MOVING the can from where it was placed. they're paid to empty it, not relocate it.

:beer:

So TECHNICALLY it is 3 things...moving the can to the truck, removing said trash, and then placing the can back.

 

[TuffGuy]

Originally posted by: lancestorm

Originally posted by: TuffGuy

Originally posted by: lancestorm

Originally posted by: iammeThey pay you to do one fvcking thing: pick up my trash and leave the garbage can where you found it.

Um, isn't that TWO things?

no, the second thing would be MOVING the can from where it was placed. they're paid to empty it, not relocate it.

:beer:

So TECHNICALLY it is 3 things...moving the can to the truck, removing said trash, and then placing the can back.

they're still only paid to do one thing. EMPTY the trash. not to move it, not to do a little rain dance around the can, not to go through it looking for recycleables. just to simply EMPTY it.

 

[lancestorm]

Originally posted by: TuffGuy

Originally posted by: lancestorm

Originally posted by: TuffGuy

Originally posted by: lancestorm

Originally posted by: iammeThey pay you to do one fvcking thing: pick up my trash and leave the garbage can where you found it.

Um, isn't that TWO things?

no, the second thing would be MOVING the can from where it was placed. they're paid to empty it, not relocate it.

:beer:

So TECHNICALLY it is 3 things...moving the can to the truck, removing said trash, and then placing the can back.

they're still only paid to do one thing. EMPTY the trash. not to move it, not to do a little rain dance around the can, not to go through it looking for recycleables. just to simply EMPTY it.

Mert!

 

[kranky]

Today we salute Mr. Monkey-assed Garbage Can Ramming Snow Plow Driver!
:music: Mr. Monkey-assed Garbage Can Ramming Snow Plow Driver :music:

You sit in your heated truck collecting a taxpayer-funded salary, but still find the time to ensure that everyone's garbage can ends up a football field away from their house. Sure, it's tough having to work all that overtime when it's cold, but without you, we would never get all that exercise in the winter months.

So here's to you, Mr. Monkey-assed Garbage Can Ramming Snow Plow Driver!

 

[DanTMWTMP]

roflmao lol

 

[Ausm]

BRAVO BRAAAAVOOOOO!


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