where to start...
1) I don't care if it's called a 'hair' dryer...it isn't for your drying off your pubes. So don't stand there in the middle of the locker room as if this is acceptable.
2) If you have to take a piss, put some fvckin' clothes on. No one wants to wander near the urinals while your nasty ass is just standing there pissing buck naked.
3) I'm sure your muscles are amazing to look at, but do you really need to be flexing every 3 mins in front of the mirrors while I'm waiting for the equipment. Go home and wack it to your self portrait.
4) If you are naked, bending over to pick something up isn't acceptable, especially when your balls hang to your knees. Kneel mutha, kneel.
5) If one size fits all spandex somehow doesn't cover your huge ass, please just wear sweats. You're not doing anyone a favor, especially yourself.
6) Don't drive around the parking lot for 10 mins looking for a closer parking spot. You are at the GYM most likely to condition your body. Take the 12 extra steps and get inside already
7) Is it truely necessary to stand outside the entrance and smoke? How stupid do you look either entering/exiting a place where you are trying to better your body? How annoyed am I that I have to smell those toxic fumes after a refreshing workout.
8) Don't leave 400 lbs on the bench press. While it might be a warmup set for you, 45 lbs on either end is an acceptable default.
that is all for now.
1) I don't care if it's called a 'hair' dryer...it isn't for your drying off your pubes. So don't stand there in the middle of the locker room as if this is acceptable.
2) If you have to take a piss, put some fvckin' clothes on. No one wants to wander near the urinals while your nasty ass is just standing there pissing buck naked.
3) I'm sure your muscles are amazing to look at, but do you really need to be flexing every 3 mins in front of the mirrors while I'm waiting for the equipment. Go home and wack it to your self portrait.
4) If you are naked, bending over to pick something up isn't acceptable, especially when your balls hang to your knees. Kneel mutha, kneel.
5) If one size fits all spandex somehow doesn't cover your huge ass, please just wear sweats. You're not doing anyone a favor, especially yourself.
6) Don't drive around the parking lot for 10 mins looking for a closer parking spot. You are at the GYM most likely to condition your body. Take the 12 extra steps and get inside already
7) Is it truely necessary to stand outside the entrance and smoke? How stupid do you look either entering/exiting a place where you are trying to better your body? How annoyed am I that I have to smell those toxic fumes after a refreshing workout.
8) Don't leave 400 lbs on the bench press. While it might be a warmup set for you, 45 lbs on either end is an acceptable default.
that is all for now.
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