Rant: Stinky people UNITE!!!

[vladgur]

Alright Guys and Gals.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.....so
Its time to stop brushing your teeth, taking showers and changing underwear. Lets call ourselves SBW or SBM (Stinky Beautiful Woman or Stinky Beautiful Man) because there will definitely be a beholder for our beautiful stink....

 

[Giblet]

actuaky the american medical foundation says you should change your underwhere at least twice a month

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: Giblet
actuaky the american medical foundation says you should change your underwhere at least twice a month

Meh, they don't know what they're talking about...Stinky people pwn all!!! What's the longest time anyone here has gone without bathing? My record was like 18 days... But I'm quite clean now, took two showers today.

-Brent

 

[EvilYoda]

18 days!? You better have been lost in the wilderness somewhere...that's disgusting. I really don't mean any offense, I just can't even think of what that'd feel like...I guess I was raised by anal parents (Chinese), so I can't stand being dirty at all. Max.......3 days? (Haven't done it, but 3 is all that I think i could go on purpose w/o showering)

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
18 days!? You better have been lost in the wilderness somewhere...that's disgusting. I really don't mean any offense, I just can't even think of what that'd feel like...I guess I was raised by anal parents (Chinese), so I can't stand being dirty at all. Max.......3 days? (Haven't done it, but 3 is all that I think i could go on purpose w/o showering)

Even while camping, I'll jump in an icy creek every other day and rinse off the best I can.

 

[wnied]

18 days!? You better have been lost in the wilderness somewhere...that's disgusting. I really don't mean any offense

I do! How could you even think that would be even remotely funny? I think your either lying or a complete skank. The amount of bodily bio-buildup, you'd be a virtual Bacterial McDonalds.

~wnied~













18 days!? You better have been lost in the wilderness somewhere...that's disgusting. I really don't mean any offense,













18 days!? You better have been lost in the wilderness somewhere...that's disgusting. I really don't mean any offense,

 

[ElFenix]

whats up with the FOBs on the bus that haven't discovered bathing yet?

 

[Martin]

Stinky Dyslexics UNTIE!!!

 

[slydecix]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
18 days!? You better have been lost in the wilderness somewhere...that's disgusting. I really don't mean any offense, I just can't even think of what that'd feel like...I guess I was raised by anal parents (Chinese), so I can't stand being dirty at all. Max.......3 days? (Haven't done it, but 3 is all that I think i could go on purpose w/o showering)

Even while camping, I'll jump in an icy creek every other day and rinse off the best I can.

By "rinse" do you mean wh- ...never mind

And EvilYoda (aka Joe, my roommate)... Chinese parents are anal, but not about personal hygene... I mean, they worked on the farms during that whole cultural revolution thing... still, I can't stand feeling all nasty for very long either... I think the max I've gone w/out a shower is like 2 1/2 days... felt disgusting

 

[Lithium381]

i've gone about two weeks without a real shower....but i geuss i swam in the lake alot....i never really felt that grody

 

[vladgur]

Alright, guys, I must admit, that this thread was supposed to be an ironic one. A satire related to my other thread that got locked today.
The hell with you stinkapoos, im not one of you. I was just trying to start a conversation