RANT: Someone invent a "STOP fscking braking for no apparent reason" horn!

[Apathetic]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
.... while you're at it, make one that goes "TURN YOUR F'N HIGH BEAMS OFF YOU ASSHAT".

I think the occasional public beating would solve a lot of that.

Dave

 

[Amused]

Screw horns and radios... I want rocket launchers.

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I laugh at all you little pissant wannabe drivers. You want to drive on the public highways then you share the road with all types of people. Many, if not most of them, have far more experience driving than you do in your riced out pos. STFU and learn how to get along with the human race because your time will come.

I think HappyPuppy likes to tap his brakes and keep his high beams on 😀

 

[Ornery]

"STOP fscking braking for no apparent reason"

Get off my ass, and I'll get off the brake, dumbass!

 

[DougK62]

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I laugh at all you little pissant wannabe drivers. You want to drive on the public highways then you share the road with all types of people. Many, if not most of them, have far more experience driving than you do in your riced out pos. STFU and learn how to get along with the human race because your time will come.

I think HappyPuppy likes to tap his brakes and keep his high beams on 😀

Yeah and I bet he's old.

We all know that older drivers are the best drivers

 

[Freejack2]

I like George Carlin's idea the best of having a sign pop out of your trunk that says something like You drive like old people fvck. 😛

 

[Ornery]

You drive like old people fvck.

Yeah, slow & easy. They don't finish two minutes after they start, like most of the needle di*ks posting here.

 

[PanzerIV]

How about having one of those sound systems like they show in movies when a political candidate is driving around town to drum up support for his campaign? (I've never actually seen this in real life hence the movies reference) You know where they have all of those horn speakers mounted to to the top of their cars and they are speaking into a microphone in the vehicle.
That way when you're doing 70 (probably more) down the Interstate and somebody is doing 50 you can yell "does this look your driveway, asshat?!" Among other more colorful words depending on the situation.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: Ornery
"STOP fscking braking for no apparent reason"

Get off my ass, and I'll get off the brake, dumbass!

get out of the fast lane when you're doing 60 in a 65 zone then!

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
.... while you're at it, make one that goes "TURN YOUR F'N HIGH BEAMS OFF YOU ASSHAT".

My single biggest pet peeve outdoors.... followed by people not signaling.

 

[Hubris]

Originally posted by: VIAN
I wish I had a megaphone, STOP BREAKING THE F-ING LAW, - DON'T YOU SEE OFFICAL F-ING USE ONLY YOU MORON, NO U-TURN THERE ARE CONES IN THE WAY, - I work at the Turnpike.

This guy once came to me with a ticket where he entered and made a u-turn to the same exit. Then he says, "Really, I made a U-turn, Idk how that happened, somehow I got on this opposite road." .....-take out the megaphone- "WHAT ARE YOU STUPID, THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN NOT MAKE A U-TURN WITHOUT SEEING A SIGN SAYING OFFICIAL USE ONLY AND GOING TO A COMPLETE STOP TO MAKE THE U-TURN.

People think we are the NEWS AND MAPS, wtf bring maps, going places without any knowledge. I should find out where Harlem is and send every white person there. They get angry when we don't have directions - BL*W ME.

Here you are!

OMG, LOL, FUNNIEST SH!T!

Stop posting now.

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: Deeko
Who wants a body massage?

Mr body massage machine GO!

Body massage!

Uhhhh... what'd he say?

 

[KokomoGST]

I especially love the drivers that slow down in the new EZPass express lanes which have big HUGE (like football field size) signs that say "MAINTAIN SPEED". Why the fsck are you braking dammit!!!! I can understand slowing to the speed limit (but there are no speed cameras anywho) to pass through but slowing to 15mph under the limit? Whiskey tango foxtrot!

People not signaling to turn... yeah, that annoys me. Not as much as staggered lights and the people that make the turn even though it's already red or you're already moving into the intersection from the opposing direction. Or the fsktards that are in a turnonly lane and go straight!!!!

Why the fsck are you trying to jump the intersection now? So I can come to a complete stop in the middle of the intersection for you? I wish my car could shoot flames out the front... yeah... definitely set disruptors to vaporize. One day I'm going to buy a POS Toyota pickup and ram them out of my way... mebbe when I get old. 😀

 

[wasssup]

All these problems can be solved by *NOT* tailgating the person in front of you...when I first got my license, I used to tailgate constantly (and i got pissed by people who randomly brake), now I keep a fair distance from the person in front of me so when they brake lightly all I have to do is get off the gas..

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: KokomoGST
Why the fsck are you trying to jump the intersection now? So I can come to a complete stop in the middle of the intersection for you? I wish my car could shoot flames out the front... yeah... definitely set disruptors to vaporize. One day I'm going to buy a POS Toyota pickup and ram them out of my way... mebbe when I get old. 😀

you should get that tacoma in that commerical that the girlfriend threw off the cliff.... that was an awesome commerical! :beer:

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: wasssup
All these problems can be solved by *NOT* tailgating the person in front of you...when I first got my license, I used to tailgate constantly (and i got pissed by people who randomly brake), now I keep a fair distance from the person in front of me so when they brake lightly all I have to do is get off the gas..

I wasn't tailgating the person yesterday. I was in the other lane trying to move in behind him, nobody was tailgating him but he was braking consistently.... even coming up to intersections that were green.

 

[Quixfire]

Originally posted by: Ornery
"STOP fscking braking for no apparent reason"

Get off my ass, and I'll get off the brake, dumbass!

Yep, and don't forget someone's high beams could somebody else's broken down rear suspension from carrying to stuff in their trunk.