*RANT* So this chick at a bookstore asks me about my laptop...

[JEDI]

I'm at a bookstore typing up a paper when this good looking girl asks me about my laptop. (*NO PICS*)

She starts off pretending to be looking for a laptop, then we start a conversation about other things. things are going nicely, then she tells me she has her own business and how great it is, flexible hours, etc, etc. when i asked what kind of business it is, she says AMWAY. Then she tells me about their next meeting, and if i would like to come. I politely say no. we chat for a few more minutes, then she makes an excuse to leave.

Damn pyramid schemers! I wouldn't be so pissed off i wasnt on a deadline

 

[Jhill]

I've seen a porno that started this way.

 

[KingNothing]

I wouldn't be so pissed off i hadn't had my hopes of a good-looking girl being attracted to me crushed

 

[fyleow]

Originally posted by: KingNothing

I wouldn't be so pissed off i hadn't had my hopes of a good-looking girl being attracted to me crushed

 

[xEDIT409]

AMWAY is SkyNETT

 

[slick230]

Damn pyramid schemers! I wouldn't be so pissed off i wasnt on a deadline

... or if you didn't think you were gonna score with her. LOL

 

[jonmullen]

Originally posted by: Jhill
I've seen a porno that started this way.

yah but yours had guys in it

 

[The Stigenator]

Originally posted by: xEDIT409
AMWAY is SkyNETT

and QuixStar (sp)

 

[zsouthboy]

OMG teh g1rl t4lk3d to j00!

She had a legit reason..

Hey, think about it, she was trying to screw you, in a way........

 

[Syringer]

What does AMWAY do?

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: The_good_guy

Originally posted by: xEDIT409
AMWAY is SkyNETT

and QuixStar (sp)

dont forget Altacore

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: Syringer
What does AMWAY do?

 

[xEDIT409]

Originally posted by: Linux23

Originally posted by: Syringer
What does AMWAY do?

Send TX's to terminate John Conner from the Present so that he cannot help lead the humans in a rebellion towards cybernetic oganisms in the not-to-far future.

 

[Vonkhan]

been there

the moment she said "Amway", I laughed and told her to get the fvck outta my face.

It was worth it to see the expression on her face.

 

[Kelvrick]

I had something similar, but she was just looking on advise on a laptop to get. Her boyfriend didn't seem pleased that she spent a good 10 minutes talking to me while he was waiting leaning against a bookcase.

Oh well, tell your friends about the girl, but not about the amway.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Jhill
I've seen a porno that started this way.

HAHA!


I love a good rant... haha and the part about screwing you! oh man am I lonely....

 

[sygyzy]

Originally posted by: Syringer
What does AMWAY do?

 

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: Linux23

Originally posted by: Syringer
What does AMWAY do?

 

[poopaskoopa]

Originally posted by: fanerman91

Originally posted by: Linux23

Originally posted by: Syringer
What does AMWAY do?

 

[digitalsm]

Originally posted by: poopaskoopa

Originally posted by: fanerman91

Originally posted by: Linux23

Originally posted by: Syringer
What does AMWAY do?

You buy into it, sell crappy sh!t from crappy catalogs, and get almost nothing for it, you also try to get(con) other people to buy in so they can sell stuff and get very little but make you very little as well. I think thats a good way of explaining it.

 

[Rallispec]

Amway -
The Brand You Can Trust
At Amway, quality means innovation in formulas and technology. A commitment to excellence backed by the resources to do the job right. And confidence that every product will meet your satisfaction -- guaranteed.
Amway offers over 450 unique, high quality products whose brand names include Nutrilite TM Vitamins and Food Supplements, ArtistryTM Skin Care and Colour Cosmetics, eSpringTM System, Magna Bloc TM Therapeutic Magnets, and SA8TM Laundry System.

http://www.amway.com/

 

[Rallispec]

an amway persons recruits you under the pretense that a portion of the profit you make from selling goes to them-- the more people they recruit-- the more money they make.. in return, you recruit people and make a share of thier profits... all by selling crappy products that no one buys.

 

[MacGaven]

Originally posted by: poopaskoopa

Originally posted by: fanerman91

Originally posted by: Linux23

Originally posted by: Syringer
What does AMWAY do?

 

[z0mb13]

amway is a form of a pyramid scheme

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: Rallispec
an amway persons recruits you under the pretense that a portion of the profit you make from selling goes to them-- the more people they recruit-- the more money they make.. in return, you recruit people and make a share of thier profits... all by selling crappy products that no one buys.

ahhh, i see now.