RANT: Piss all over the damn toilet...

[Jugernot]

WTF Guys? Can't keep that snake steady? Raise the fuggin lip and try to stand over the toilet, so as not to drench the whole surfice with your bodily fluids.

Ohhh, also if you raise the lid, lower it too for the ladies among us. It's just common sense stuff... at least I thought it was...

Can I get an Amen?

Jugs

Disclaimer: That is my rant for today.

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: Jugernot
WTF Guys? Can't keep that snake steady? Raise the fuggin lip and try to stand over the toilet, so as not to drench the whole surfice with your bodily fluids.

Ohhh, also if you raise the lid, lower it too for the ladies among us. It's just common sense stuff... at least I thought it was...

Can I get an Amen?

Jugs

Disclaimer: That is my rant for today.

Did your boyfriend start pissing on the toilet again?

 

[filmmaker]

I have no problem peeing in the toliet with the seat down. It's not that difficult.

 

[HiTek21]

Some people have better aim than others. Then again some people miss the toilet completely and pee on the floor.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: filmmaker
I have no problem peeing in the toliet with the seat down. It's not that difficult.

When you're sitting down, it's not that difficult.

This is one reason I'm glad my wife and I have our own bathrooms. I don't have to listen to her complain about me missing once in a while.

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: HiTek21
Some people have better aim than others. Then again some people miss the toilet completely and pee on the floor.

Generally we call them drunks.

 

[brtspears2]

Public, office, or home toilet?

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: Jugernot
WTF Guys? Can't keep that snake steady? Raise the fuggin lip and try to stand over the toilet, so as not to drench the whole surfice with your bodily fluids.

Ohhh, also if you raise the lid, lower it too for the ladies among us. It's just common sense stuff... at least I thought it was...

Can I get an Amen?

Jugs

Disclaimer: That is my rant for today.

Did your boyfriend start pissing on the toilet again?

SHUP fool, I just think we should be courteous to the ladies. It's called manners....

 

[EvilYoda]

amen

 

[Bootprint]

But it helps keep the seat clean. Also forces women to turn the light on at night before you go.

 

[Mani]

Amen...this pisses me off too.

 

[TheNinja]

I usually don't have a problem b/c although I'm 6'1" my unit extends to around 2 inches above the water so there isn't much chance of missing

 

[LongCoolMother]

its easy to make the target with the seat down in the beginning. but when you "run out", thats when it gets dangerously close rapidly near the edge.

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: Jugernot
WTF Guys? Can't keep that snake steady? Raise the fuggin lip and try to stand over the toilet, so as not to drench the whole surfice with your bodily fluids.

Ohhh, also if you raise the lid, lower it too for the ladies among us. It's just common sense stuff... at least I thought it was...

Can I get an Amen?

Jugs

Disclaimer: That is my rant for today.

Did your boyfriend start pissing on the toilet again?

SHUP fool, I just think we should be courteous to the ladies. It's called manners....

I'm playing and I completely agree...I'm married so I know how it is.

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: Staley8
I usually don't have a problem b/c although I'm 6'1" my unit extends to around 2 inches above the water so there isn't much chance of missing

Try pissing in the toilet next time, I'm sure the person who is always cleaning the piss out of the sink will appreciate it.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Staley8
I usually don't have a problem b/c although I'm 6'1" my unit extends to around 2 inches above the water so there isn't much chance of missing

You take a leak while kneeling in the bathtub? That's the only way I can imagine that your unit would be even remotely close to the water.

 

[Graphicd00d]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Staley8
I usually don't have a problem b/c although I'm 6'1" my unit extends to around 2 inches above the water so there isn't much chance of missing

Try pissing in the toilet next time, I'm sure the person who is always cleaning out the sink will appreciate it.

LMAO

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Staley8
I usually don't have a problem b/c although I'm 6'1" my unit extends to around 2 inches above the water so there isn't much chance of missing

Try pissing in the toilet next time, I'm sure the person who is always cleaning the piss out of the sink will appreciate it.

Actually he's pissing into the reservoir at the top of the toilet instead of the bottom. He?s not hung, he?s just stupid.

It's not a urinal up there buddy!

 

[Maverick]

guys that can't aim should just pee like girls and save the rest of us the embarassment.

 

[Luagsch]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: Jugernot
WTF Guys? Can't keep that snake steady? Raise the fuggin lip and try to stand over the toilet, so as not to drench the whole surfice with your bodily fluids.

Ohhh, also if you raise the lid, lower it too for the ladies among us. It's just common sense stuff... at least I thought it was...

Can I get an Amen?

Jugs

Disclaimer: That is my rant for today.

Did your boyfriend start pissing on the toilet again?

SHUP fool, I just think we should be courteous to the ladies. It's called manners....

right. so i bring you guys and old chinese technique for 100% shooting:
p155 like you always would p155, but sit on the toilet reversed. sound confusing, but with a little practise you get the same results as like sitting down normaly, but without all the taking off half the things you're wearing. and it's confortable, it's like a sitting down p155oir.
this blah was brought to you by "first try then fry"-"stupid suggestions for guys" corp.

 

[Mani]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Staley8
I usually don't have a problem b/c although I'm 6'1" my unit extends to around 2 inches above the water so there isn't much chance of missing

Try pissing in the toilet next time, I'm sure the person who is always cleaning the piss out of the sink will appreciate it.

lol...nice

 

[Acanthus]

its like firearms, the shorter the barrel, the less accurate it is!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Luagsch

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: Jugernot
WTF Guys? Can't keep that snake steady? Raise the fuggin lip and try to stand over the toilet, so as not to drench the whole surfice with your bodily fluids.

Ohhh, also if you raise the lid, lower it too for the ladies among us. It's just common sense stuff... at least I thought it was...

Can I get an Amen?

Jugs

Disclaimer: That is my rant for today.

Did your boyfriend start pissing on the toilet again?

SHUP fool, I just think we should be courteous to the ladies. It's called manners....

right. so i bring you guys and old chinese technique for 100% shooting:
p155 like you always would p155, but sit on the toilet reversed. sound confusing, but with a little practise you get the same results as like sitting down normaly, but without all the taking off half the things you're wearing. and it's confortable, it's like a sitting down p155oir.
this blah was brought to you by "first try then fry"-"stupid suggestions for guys" corp.

whiskey tango foxtrot

- M4H

 

[0roo0roo]

public bathrooms are always depressing.