Rant: Learn how to park your damn vehicle!

[Twista]

Yes, i am that type of person who goes to the store and parks his car 2142141 miles away from the store and other cars.
When i get home and park in my parking space i expect the other person to park there hunk of junk with enough room for people to get out there own car. I mean i went to my car and couldnt get it because "she" parked it so close to my driver doors with her big long doors. I freaking got up later that night to move my car over and next thing i know she leaves alittle bit later... comes back in her truck. So im thinking, "great shes going to park it correct now".. well no she parks even closer. Now, there is a 2 yellow lines you park between.. why the hell does she keep parking over the line
It just scares me because they have kids and i hope one of the kids dont slam open the doors and pop my car

I mean i have respect to other cars when parking and i show it. I usually park my car..get out and check to see how far im away from each line. I never park with my tire cut on the fear of backing out and not cutting and slamming someone car. (actually, i hate when people park and cut there tires)

/rant!

 

[acemcmac]

Don't park on the street with a car you can't deal with some dings on....

I feel for you, but that's just life. People are assholes.

 

[Baked]

Because everybody's an asshole in RL.

 

[mugs]

slash her tires.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Twista
Yes, i am that type of person who goes to the store and parks his car 2142141 miles away from the store and other cars.
/rant!

when i see that someone has done this i park right next to them because i know it pisses them off

 

[scorpmatt]

welcome to the world of female drivers.....they can't park!

Oh, and to anyone who feels I am being biast, some male driver's cannot park either, but guess who taught them? your 2 choices are, another idiot male that can't park, or a woman driver that doesn't care.

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Twista
Yes, i am that type of person who goes to the store and parks his car 2142141 miles away from the store and other cars.
/rant!

when i see that someone has done this i park right next to them because i know it pisses them off

Well, more exercise for you now Puts a smile on my face that i just helped someone out.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Twista
Yes, i am that type of person who goes to the store and parks his car 2142141 miles away from the store and other cars.
/rant!

when i see that someone has done this i park right next to them because i know it pisses them off

To make it really obvious, park perpendicular to their car with your front bumper inches away from their driver's side door.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Twista
Yes, i am that type of person who goes to the store and parks his car 2142141 miles away from the store and other cars.
When i get home and park in my parking space i expect the other person to park there hunk of junk with enough room for people to get out there own car. I mean i went to my car and couldnt get it because "she" parked it so close to my driver doors with her big long doors. I freaking got up later that night to move my car over and next thing i know she leaves alittle bit later... comes back in her truck. So im thinking, "great shes going to park it correct now".. well no she parks even closer. Now, there is a 2 yellow lines you park between.. why the hell does she keep parking over the line
It just scares me because they have kids and i hope one of the kids dont slam open the doors and pop my car

I mean i have respect to other cars when parking and i show it. I usually park my car..get out and check to see how far im away from each line. I never park with my tire cut on the fear of backing out and not cutting and slamming someone car. (actually, i hate when people park and cut there tires)

/rant!

I feel the pain....

There's this assclown in my apartment complex who cannot park their fscking big-ass SUV worth a damn. I've come out one too many times with their vehicle parked right on the edge of their space, forcing me to limbo into my car or get in via the passenger door.

The worst part is that this has happened even when I parked in one of the big spaces along the fence at the edge of the parking lot. (I drive a Civic and the "big" spaces are big enough for me to park my car with a comfortable space on either side). You have to be a SUBPAR driver to fsck this up, but somehow they've managed it one too many times.

 

[PingSpike]

This is why I drive a POS.

 

[Twista]

Well i just went back out there (looked like a damn fool) Got in the car, backed her up, and came back into the parking space... Hopefully, when she comes home tonight she will park her van correctly and more to the left. Now if i was to be like her and park my car close to the other line to get away from her.. well that would cause a chain reaction down the whole parking lot.

 

[kongs]

One time a buddy of mine and I purposely parked our cars about an inch away from the 2 sides of my other buddies car at school. It was so funny to see him try his hardest to get in, he eventually had to watch us at track practice until we finished before he could get home. It was a pretty funny prank.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Twista
Yes, i am that type of person who goes to the store and parks his car 2142141 miles away from the store and other cars.
/rant!

when i see that someone has done this i park right next to them because i know it pisses them off

:frown:
brilliant,
90 % of the time drive either a Work owned vehicle,
Or my own personal Rusty full size van,that has 282,000 + miles on it.

I always park out of the way,not because I am afraid of what I drive getting
a dent, but, so Nobdy can say I damaged Their vehicle.

The other 10% of the time I drive my "toy" car, and I park really far away,
so that I do not have to worry about a shopping cart,etc.

I do not hog 2 spots with my old Plymouth,
however; if I am at Home Depot to buy lumber I may park odd,
so I can open the rear doors to load my Van,without getting killed.

If you want to park right next to a big Trash Truck;
or even better, a great big Snow Plow Truck, at McDonald's,
that is parked way out of the way,while I am getting a cup of coffee,go ahead.
{I will wait for you to move,on works time,your taxes pay my salary.}

http://kozmosplace.batcave.net/images/SnowPlow.jpg

 

[intogamer]

as the say... if you know how to park... you know how to drive

 

[Twista]

*CAPS!* OMG SHE DID IT AGAIN! LORD! SOMEONE TEACH THIS LADY HOW TO PARK A CAR! DONT GET OUT YOUR CAR WITH ABUNCH OF SPACE ON YOUR SIDE AND LEAVE ME WITH A INCH TO GET IN MINE!

 

[nateholtrop]

I park out in BFE. I hate it when i'm atleast 10 spots away from someone and this clown in a sunfire parks next to me...Just because he drives a pontiac doesn't mean I want him parking next to me. Damn!

 

[gsethi]

Originally posted by: Twista
*CAPS!* OMG SHE DID IT AGAIN! LORD! SOMEONE TEACH THIS LADY HOW TO PARK A CAR! DONT GET OUT YOUR CAR WITH ABUNCH OF SPACE ON YOUR SIDE AND LEAVE ME WITH A INCH TO GET IN MINE!

First warning: Put a note on her windshield.
Second warning: Put 2 notes (one on her windshield, one on the driver side window)

Third time action: Use your car keys to..... (you know the drill ). She will never ever park near your car from then on.

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: Twista
*CAPS!* OMG SHE DID IT AGAIN! LORD! SOMEONE TEACH THIS LADY HOW TO PARK A CAR! DONT GET OUT YOUR CAR WITH ABUNCH OF SPACE ON YOUR SIDE AND LEAVE ME WITH A INCH TO GET IN MINE!

First warning: Put a note on her windshield.
Second warning: Put 2 notes (one on her windshield, one on the driver side window)

Third time action: Use your car keys to..... (you know the drill ). She will never ever park near your car from then on.

, but what if she comes back with her keys? tisk.. tisk ill pass

 

[Midlander]

Can you get a different parking space?

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: Midlander
Can you get a different parking space?

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