Rant: Jack In the Box

urbantechie

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Arghh!!!!

There is a Jack In the Box right next to my school. So my friends and I go chill there after school to get water cups and fill em up with water :D. After a while they stopped giving it to us. We were pissed. So we had to buy food to get the cups. Then, they stopped giving it to us even though we were paying customers!!!!! And now, the have a security guard and makes sure all of us order food or he will kick us out. So I am buying a taco, and I wait for like 20min for the order. I go up there, and she says, "I was calling your number (Attitude Problem!!)". I snatch the food from her hand. And start cursing my way back to the table. Hmm, I start to eat my taco and scream, WTF??? NO FVCKING MEAT??? ARHHH!!!! I eat it and tell the security guard to move the fvck out of the way.

God, I hate this place. Next time with poor service, i'm gonna curse in the damn bitches face and throw my food at her.
 

Balt

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scream, WTF??? NO FVCKING MEAT??? ARHHH!!!! I eat it and tell the security guard to move the fvck out of the way.

I can't imagine they would hire a security guard to handle people who make such scenes and drive away other patrons. :p

Take a deep breath, man. ;)
 

urbantechie

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<< Is Jack in the Box like Burger King or something then? >>


You don't know what Jack in the Box is???? :Q!!


Yea, it's just like Burger King
 

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You ATE the taco? You ate it? You let them win? Are you nuts?

I would've gone up the the b!tch, and said (in these words) &quot;What the fvck is wrong with you? Didn't you hear me say I wanted meat in this taco? Are you fvcking deaf or just fvcking stupid? Fix this sh!t or gimme my money back dumb b!tch.&quot; By that time, if neither the security guard nor other paying customers were trying to escort me out of that place, I'd give her 10 seconds to fix the problem then telling her at 5 second intervals to &quot;hurry up what the fvck is taking you so long?&quot;. After 45 seconds ask to speak to a manager. If there were no witnesses to the prior events, act like you've been trying to be the perfect customer and that the cashier was being disrespectful and unhelpful.



I call it my deluxe annoyance package. Comes free with purchase of medium fries, onion rings, or any other messed up order at a fast food place. Offer ends 1/1/2099 or when I die, whichever comes first.
 

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<< You don't know what Jack in the Box is???? >>

Sure I do, you just told me ;). But no, I've never seen one or heard of one in my life ;) I don't live in the US.
 

Sephiroth_IX

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No, Jack in the Box is the best fast food restaurant around. There's always the bad apple, though. ICQ me, we'll chat about it and ill send an email to corporate... :)
 

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Jack in the Box is foreign to me, as well. Hell, I have never seen one. I know what they are, mostly due to the E. Coli outbreak a few years back.

From what I hear, they are quite crappy places to eat.
 

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I find the 2 Jack In The Boxes around here to have better service than the McDonalds and Burger King. Best service and food though has always been Carl's Jr. or In-N-Out. :)
 

poop

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Well, no fair comparing it to Burger King. It is by far the worst fast food place there is.
 

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erm... am I the only one who thinks it's inappropriate to yell the word &quot;FSCK&quot; in public? You people need to take it down a notch ;)

By doing that you don't just piss off the person working behind the counter, you annoy everyone else in the place whose meal they didn't screw up (but you just did).

The reason the workers are probably grumpy is because of people who are constantly yelling in their face. After 8 hours of that a day I might get a little tired of it too.

Edit: I need a spell checker.
 

apoppin

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What I don't really understand is why people continue to complain endlessly and ineffectively without doing anything.

If that Jack sucks so bad, find somewhere else to go.

I believe the JIB crew is trying to give you a message that you and your money and your school friends' money are not welcome there. Take a hint, don't go back - no doubt they are already adding some special secret sauce to all your food already.
 

urbantechie

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Well god damnit I was starving!! And they wouldn't do anything about it. But next time, I bet ya they will!!
 

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<< From what I hear, they are quite crappy places to eat. >>

From what you hear. Jack in the Box is the best fast food place HANDS DOWN. The only one that has better quality is probably In-N-Out, and they don't have half the variety.

Carl's JR. doesnt hold Jack's Jock.
 

apoppin

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<< Jack in the Box is the best fast food place . . . quality . . . >>



Who are you trying to kid? Mentioning &quot;quality food&quot; and JIB in the same sentence is a well-known oxymoron.
 

purplehayes

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Am I the only person that finds it somewhat ironic that a member named Poop managed to the the words crappy and E.Coli in the same post?

PH
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ElFenix

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jack in the box has variety, and its greasy enough to give you a heart attack while still in the drive through. its slow now, though. if i'm gonna wait for them to make fast food i'm going to whataburger.
 

Superwombat

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Jack-in-the-crack has runied the fast food industry. They were the ones that started the &quot;We won't start preparing your food until you order it&quot; philosephy thus guarenteeing the standard half-hour wait during any kind of rush.

What I miss is fast food I don't care if it isn't the freshest thing on the planet, I want it FAST. Now all the other burger chains are adopting this idea and there isn't a single place I can go to get a burger in under fifteen minutes.

[edit] dang there were a lot of spelling errors there... I need a nap...[/edit]
 

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How would you like it if you had a bunch of high schoolers come into your restaurant (hypothetically speaking), and just order the free water and sit around and yap all day?

Hehe, we used to do that back in the day.

But just look at it from their point of view, although it may suck donkey nads.
 
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I dont mind JIB as long as teh place is clean and nice. I had been to this one JIB in Woodland Hills / Wineka / Canoga Park (not sure what city its on Ventura Blvd) and it was dirty as hell. Sent a letter to JIB and the next time I went by they cleaned up.

Personally JIB's food is better since its hot. Try McD's or BK's food, it sits in a warming plate all day until someone comes and buys it. I have had twice many times upset stomachs due to BK than to McD. JIB that way doesnt have that problem. Peronally the time taken to get food inside is quite long but that is because they have to treat the drive thru customers first.

As for In-N-Out I love their burgers. Tried &quot;Animal Style&quot;? or &quot;4 by 4&quot;(watch it its huge). The other restaurant that I like for fast food is &quot;Tommies HamBurgers&quot; in Los Angeles County and Wendy's.