**RANT** i hate those stupid big hats!

nick1985

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you know what im talking about. those gangsta' rapper wannabees that walk around with those ABSOLUTELY STUPID hats with the flat bill. and what even makes then "cooler" is when you leave the sticker on it. they are so big they just plop onto their melon. first time i saw a burn-out wearing one i was like "what the heck is with his hat?" and before i knew it, all sorts of low-lifes are walking around with them on. THOSE ARE SO STUPID!!! AHHHHH!!!
 

Fausto

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/cookie

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anxi80

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w00t.

/me = low-life now. ive been doing it for years though... oh well...

edit: and i dont keep the bill flat... i have to bend it...im sorry, i cant have a flat bill, i think that looks silly.
 

amcdonald

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I wear a 10-gallon hat everywhere I go, and I left the price tag on it. I also put some other price tags on it so that from any angle you look at the hat, you can see a price tag or five. seriously.
 

gistech1978

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i need a pic to know what what type of hat youre describing.
if i had a pic, im sure i wouldnt hesitate to agree with you.
 

nick1985

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Originally posted by: gistech1978
i need a pic to know what what type of hat youre describing.
if i had a pic, im sure i wouldnt hesitate to agree with you.

ill go scrounge one up. if i had my digi-cam, id walk around campus for a few minutes...
 

nick1985

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of course im having trouble finding a pic....nobody knows what im talking about? the over-sized flat-billed hats burn-outs are wearing all the time now...
 

Descartes

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Originally posted by: nick1985
of course im having trouble finding a pic....nobody knows what im talking about? the over-sized flat-billed hats burn-outs are wearing all the time now...

I'm still trying to figure out what a "burn-out" is...
 

new2AMD

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what do u mean by burnouts? i havent seen what we used to call a burnout since high school and that was 10 yrs ago. what is your def. of one?
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: Descartes
Originally posted by: nick1985
of course im having trouble finding a pic....nobody knows what im talking about? the over-sized flat-billed hats burn-outs are wearing all the time now...

I'm still trying to figure out what a "burn-out" is...
I'm pretty sure it means "People who don't have a huge, ribbed stick up their ass like nick1985 does."


Someone PM him an HL key so he'll calm down and forget about the hat conspriacy.
 

nick1985

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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Descartes
Originally posted by: nick1985
of course im having trouble finding a pic....nobody knows what im talking about? the over-sized flat-billed hats burn-outs are wearing all the time now...

I'm still trying to figure out what a "burn-out" is...
I'm pretty sure it means "People who don't have a huge, ribbed stick up their ass like nick1985 does."


Someone PM him an HL key so he'll calm down and forget about the hat conspriacy.

your now on my list of people i want to give a cleveland steamer to.
 

gistech1978

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do you mean like trucker's mesh hats?
that im guessing they leave the bill flat on?
if those are what youre talking about i will agree. if not my earlier statement still holds true.
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: nick1985
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Descartes
Originally posted by: nick1985
of course im having trouble finding a pic....nobody knows what im talking about? the over-sized flat-billed hats burn-outs are wearing all the time now...

I'm still trying to figure out what a "burn-out" is...
I'm pretty sure it means "People who don't have a huge, ribbed stick up their ass like nick1985 does."


Someone PM him an HL key so he'll calm down and forget about the hat conspriacy.

your now on my list of people i want to give a cleveland steamer to.
You mean I wasn't already? You constantly remind us how you "hate liberals" and I'm a card-carrying liberal so I figured I had nothing to lose. I'm going to regret burning this bridge....I just know it.

 

anxi80

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he's talking about guys wearing hats like this, except they keep the front bill of the hat completly flat (dont even bend it or crease it), and they leave the MLB hologram sticker on underneath the bill so its visible when you are close to the person.
 

nick1985

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Originally posted by: anxi80
he's talking about guys wearing hats like this, except they keep the front bill of the hat completly flat (dont even bend it or crease it), and they leave the MLB hologram sticker on underneath the bill so its visible when you are close to the person.

yes, that. and there is usually a big sticker on top of the bill too. for some reason i just think they are so stupid. probably cuz i have a ribbed stick up my ass though.
 

cpals

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Originally posted by: anxi80
he's talking about guys wearing hats like this, except they keep the front bill of the hat completly flat (dont even bend it or crease it), and they leave the MLB hologram sticker on underneath the bill so its visible when you are close to the person.

You sure? That looks like a normal sized hat to me...
 

anxi80

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he means they purchase a hat that is too large for their head. say for example, they wear a size 7, they will buy a size 8 on purpose, so it appears oversized.
 

nick1985

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Originally posted by: cpals
Originally posted by: anxi80
he's talking about guys wearing hats like this, except they keep the front bill of the hat completly flat (dont even bend it or crease it), and they leave the MLB hologram sticker on underneath the bill so its visible when you are close to the person.

You sure? That looks like a normal sized hat to me...

they buy it like 10 sizes too big so it just plops onto their fat melon
 

bigrash

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If it annoys you so much, why don't you go up to one of these "burnouts" (or whatever you call them) and let them know how much you hate those hats
 

nick1985

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Originally posted by: bigrash
If it annoys you so much, why don't you go up to one of these "burnouts" (or whatever you call them) and let them know how much you hate those hats

they would probably put their ciggarette out on me
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: nick1985
Originally posted by: anxi80
he's talking about guys wearing hats like this, except they keep the front bill of the hat completly flat (dont even bend it or crease it), and they leave the MLB hologram sticker on underneath the bill so its visible when you are close to the person.

yes, that. and there is usually a big sticker on top of the bill too. for some reason i just think they are so stupid. probably cuz i have a ribbed stick up my ass though.
Dude...the ribbing is for your pleasure so lighten up already.