Rant: Down on Women.

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Bluefront

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She was a cute chick, 21ish, single, no kids, didn't smoke or drink too much, no drugs...fun person. Got into a bind and needed a place to stay. Well I felt sorry for her and offered her a spare upstairs bedroom for a while. Nine months later it became obvious she wasn't leaving..... I found her a small apt. Paid the first month's rent and deposit, moved her in. I did my part.

Several weeks later she shows up at work.

Her: Hi, what's up?
Me: Not much. How's it going?
Her: OK...My birthday's next week. What are you getting me?
Me: No kidding. Didn't know. What do you want?
Her: I found a neat stereo at Target...how about it?

Well I bought her the damn thing, took it to her apt., set it up, ran the wires, etc. Yeah, yeah, yeah...you know the rest.

Month later she shows up at work again.

Her: Hi. What's up?
Me: Not much. How about you?
Her: You got to come over and see the new stereo I got.
Me: Huh? You got another stereo?
Her: Well...(she pauses, realizes her mistake, tries to wiggle out)

This broad in four weeks time forgot it was me who bought her the stereo, probably forgot everything else I did for her. Guys...don't let 'em do it to you. You know the four "F's".....Find 'em, Feed 'em, F*** 'em, Forget 'em. Live by those words.....


 
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Nefrodite

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i'm sorry, after the first part you should have stopped unless you were getting laid. if you didn't even get laid .. your a tool. yes, its your fault. she asked, and you said yes like an idiot. if there was a fair transaction such as sex then you don't have much right to complain either.
 
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The four F's may apply to her but there is one F that applies to you...
Fool!
 
Miramonti

Miramonti

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This is more than just an issue about women. Why are you such a caretaker, and also feel like you needed to buy her a birthday present. Was she layin down for you to get her goods taken care of...Sugardaddy??? Hopefully not but otherwise, why the bday present when you already did so much for her.
 
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pyonir

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Originally posted by: jjsole
This is more than just an issue about women. Why are you such a caretaker, and also feel like you needed to buy her a birthday present. Was she layin down for you to get her goods taken care of...Sugardaddy??? Hopefully not but otherwise, why the bday present when you already did so much for her.
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hoping to get some play maybe?

either way, you bluefront, are a sucker.
 
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Bluefront

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Course I was getting laid...what the hell. You'd think a woman could remember a kind deed four weeks later.....Bet she would have remembered if I had thrown her things on the lawn.
 
Miramonti

Miramonti

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Originally posted by: Bluefront
Course I was getting laid...what the hell. You'd think a woman could remember a kind deed four weeks later.....Bet she would have remembered if I had thrown her things on the lawn.
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So you both used each other. Don't you feel like a slut now? :p
 
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Yo Ma Ma

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She was a cute chick, 21ish, single, no kids, didn't smoke or drink too much, no drugs...fun person.
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And don't forget dimwitted (oh come see my new stereo, oops, hehe I forgot YOU bought it for me, hehe -- will be funny some day in the future). All the warning signals were there, you just didn't want to see 'em. Don't get mad, get smarter.
 
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Originally posted by: BluefrontYou know the four "F's".....Find 'em, Feed 'em, F*** 'em, Forget 'em. Live by those words.....
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I think you got one too many "F's" in there. You feed 'em and they'll keep coming back for more.

Hope you learned a valuable lesson. Stop paying for bitches!
 
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Bluefront

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You know I don't think I was a fool. One way or another you have to pay for things you want, always works out that way. You help somebody...they help you. Usually. I know I remember people who are kind to me....was I asking too much? I think not.

Well I did leave out all her best parts..very talented woman in certain ways. I guess they can all fool a man.

Curious...Nefrodite. What does a man have to do for/to you to make a lasting impression, deserve something? Give blood maybe?
 
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Goosemaster

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Damn, I thought this thread was going to be soooooo different...
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well he did get down on her
 
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Yo Ma Ma

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One way or another you have to pay for things you want, always works out that way. You help somebody...they help you.
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Oh well, she got her apt and a stereo, you got some sex-in-trade but made no lasting impression -- can't have it all, c'est la vie dood.
 
thraashman

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I think you got one too many "F's" in there. You feed 'em and they'll keep coming back for more.
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This reminds me of something that happened to me at work one day. I was eating my lunch in the break room (I had gotten a couple burgers somewhere). One of the girls I work with came in and asked if she could have a bite of one because she was hungry. I'm a nice guy so I said fine. She took the whole freaking burger and ate it all. I said something about it to someone else I work with after I got back from lunch and her response was great. She said "I told you not to feed the blondes, you can't get rid of 'em if you do".
 

Listen Bluefront: How dare you insult and disrespect women!!! That is not acceptable in anyway. A woman gets smart, catches up with you and your tricks; and you get upset?

"Well I felt sorry for her and offered her a spare upstairs bedroom for a while. Nine months later it became obvious she wasn't leaving....."

Aaah! Oh really? It's always what they say . . . "I felt sorry for her" blah, blah, blah. But that's far from the truth. All the men wanted is to get under the women's legs.

Now, let me tell you something . . . let's get this straight: so, you felt sorry for this woman just so you could in exchange get to screw her. And then she moves in, gets pregnant, you freak out but agree she can stay for nine months. She has the baby but won't leave. And then you must take care of her by renting her a small apartment.

Well, you thought you could keep playing her. But then she got smart and found herself a new man. :eek: Hon', I'm afraid we know who the loser is here.

Hahahaha! Did I get you and others? :eek: Hehehe! I just felt like pulling your legs with how you were ranting about women. On a serious note: I do think it's rude of you to speak of women like that. In my opinion, you allowed yourself to be fooled, so don't come whining. And as others pointed out, you got something in exchange. So, don't try to give us the impression that you were some naive person who was duped. :p
 
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sheselectric

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yeah exactly. you were using her just as much as she was using you. it's not like you took in a stray off the street and nursed her back to health. looks like she got the better deal in the end though. :p
 
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