rant by a lady who isn't too impressed with metrosexuals

[thegimp03]

Haha...that article is pretty funny and has some truth in it. I think it's just the culture today. Plus men are going to do anything that makes them happy. If going hairless and going into tanning salons gets them laid, it makes them happy. Thus they will do it constantly. Heck, go down to the beach or sit by a pool. It seems like 75% of the men under age 30 shave their chests and backs.

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
Hey, I've found a pic of 91TTZ! Check it out.

that looks like a stripped down pinhead.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: aidanjm
Hey, I've found a pic of 91TTZ! Check it out.

No way, here I am:

pic

Note the chain. I think it adds a nice yet subtle touch, contrasted with my hairy chest.

Ha ha. Is that really you?

Here is a (genuine) pic of me. I'm interested to know what you think I look like. Am I an obvious cream-puff, fruit, queer, gay? Be brutal, I can take it. Really interested to know what a guy like you thinks of how I look.

 

[aidanjm]

bump to find out if I look like a fruit.

 

[RossMAN]

Do you really live in Melbourne, Australia?

If I may ask, how old are you?

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Do you really live in Melbourne, Australia?

If I may ask, how old are you?

I do really live in Melbourne, Australia.

My age will remain a secret.

 

[Lithan]

Anyone who "rants" needs a kick in the ass.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Fisher999

Originally posted by: spidey07
oh! I wanna play...

My side:
Shower - shampoo, soap
Bathroom - deoderant, razor/cream, hair gel, toothbrush/paste, cologne

In shower stall:

Bar Soap (microscopic with one pubic hair)
Hair Shampoo (anti-dandruff)
Washcloth

Near sink - around sink - sometimes on the floor :

bacterial soap
toothpaste
toothbrush
Shaving gel
2 week old dispoable razor (I can make those things last and last and last)
Deodarant

Am I metro ???

"bacterial" soap? While I agree that antibacterial soap is bad, isn't that taking it a bit too far?

I have soap, shampoo, deodorant, hair gel and shaving cream. Along with a toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, comb.

 

[dcdude]

Originally posted by: Lithan
Anyone who "rants" needs a kick in the ass.

Dennis Miller: I don't want to go on a rant, here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate...

[Peter is watching this on TV]

Peter: What the hell does rant mean?


lololo

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: aidanjm


Ha ha. Is that really you?

Here is a (genuine) pic of me. I'm interested to know what you think I look like. Am I an obvious cream-puff, fruit, queer, gay? Be brutal, I can take it. Really interested to know what a guy like you thinks of how I look.

Hell no that's not me.

And no, you don't look like a fruit. You look normal.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: aidanjm


Ha ha. Is that really you?

Here is a (genuine) pic of me. I'm interested to know what you think I look like. Am I an obvious cream-puff, fruit, queer, gay? Be brutal, I can take it. Really interested to know what a guy like you thinks of how I look.

Hell no that's not me.

And no, you don't look like a fruit. You look normal.

He does look somewhat effiminate, especially by Aussie Standards. You know, he has all his teeth, is sober and has no puke stains on his shirt.

 

[Fisher999]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
Hey, I've found a pic of 91TTZ! Check it out.

OMG !!!! TOO FUNNY JIM !!!!!!!

 

[Fisher999]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: aidanjm
Hey, I've found a pic of 91TTZ! Check it out.

No way, here I am:

pic

Note the chain. I think it adds a nice yet subtle touch, contrasted with my hairy chest.

GREAT comeback !!!!!! :Q

 

[Fisher999]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Fisher999

Originally posted by: spidey07
oh! I wanna play...

My side:
Shower - shampoo, soap
Bathroom - deoderant, razor/cream, hair gel, toothbrush/paste, cologne

In shower stall:

Bar Soap (microscopic with one pubic hair)
Hair Shampoo (anti-dandruff)
Washcloth

Near sink - around sink - sometimes on the floor :

bacterial soap
toothpaste
toothbrush
Shaving gel
2 week old dispoable razor (I can make those things last and last and last)
Deodarant

Am I metro ???

"bacterial" soap? While I agree that antibacterial soap is bad, isn't that taking it a bit too far?

I have soap, shampoo, deodorant, hair gel and shaving cream. Along with a toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, comb.

ROFL !!! Thanks for correcting me jagec; I , of course, meant ANTI-bacterial soap !!!

 

[Fisher999]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
He does look somewhat effiminate, especially by Aussie Standards. You know, he has all his teeth, is sober and has no puke stains on his shirt.

ROFLMAO Red Dawn !!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually he looks perfectly "normal" (whatever THAT is) to me but I like your response better than mine, lol.

 

[Deleted member 139972]

OMGWTF..

 

[Pr0d1gy]

Originally posted by: Queasy
LMAO. Funny and makes convincing arguments.

One of the fads in Atlanta that must be going on right now is laser back hair removal. I hear ads for it on the radio all the time.

For those who don't know, Atlanta is closing in on San Fransisco for the gay capitol of America. I am not surprised to read this has something to do with my hometown as it is quickly becoming a severely sad place to live. Still, the girls who find themselves in these situations are usually looking for the wrong things in guys. It's reminiscent of the "my boyfriend is an asshole" rants that girls have so long been guilty of. Hey if you can't find, or aren't getting, what they want; maybe it is time to look in other places.

On a side note, what's up Queasy? How's your baby & wife doing?

OK I decided to go read it & I have some more to ad. The chick's ex from the 90's sounds a lot like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force...lol Wow, yeah she really needs to quit looking wherever it is she is looking.

 

[e_mc_2]

Wonder how many women a guy could pick up if Chevy came out with a newer version of the Geo metro....called the Chevy Metrosexual?

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

I?m sorry you had to listen to me swoon about how ?Gay Gavin? would make a better boyfriend than you because he really listens and doesn?t mind holding my purse while I try on jeans. I?m sorry I asked you to shower because your underarms smelled like ?guinea pig vomit.? I?m sorry I cried and accused you of loving your ?76 Chevy Nova more than me. I want the old you back.

She sort of answers her own question right here. Women follow fads, men do whatever assures them the most pussy. We're remarkably simple. Currently, "metrosexuals" or whatever, are getting the poon. Maybe she doesn't like this, but I bet the majority does.

It was a good rant though, I also thought the microchip soap bar with a pube on it was funny.

And nobody likes to go down on a hairy twat.

WTF? Why do you guys keep saying that? Are you frickin Men or what?