{(RANT)} albertson's grocery store hires crazy people

Electricice

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i went in there to buy grocerys for my mom and i was at the register and the checkout lady said i couldnt use the cupons becuase i wasnt 18, i asked if she was sure and what the difference between 16 and 18 was when it comes to using cupons and she didnt answer but indtaed asked if i wanted to make the purchase anyway. i called back when i got home and asked if this was the policy and the manager said no it wasnt and that she wanted to know who was working the register. i described the old lady and she came back saying how sorry she was. she said next time i came in to let her know and she would fix the mistake be crediting the fdifference to me. ok rant over, just letting you know the most bogus thing to happen to me in a while.
 

kranky

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I'm sorry, you must be 18 to complain about mistreatment in an Albertson's store. We cannot take your complaint at this time. ;)

Seriously, that's one of the weirder cashier stories I've ever heard.
 

Electricice

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HA HA, the manager said she was sorry when i called back i said she would be more sorry if it happens again.
 

loup garou

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That's really strange.

On a related note, I had a gas station attendant card me for a Sobe the other day. She wouldn't believe me when I told her that there was no alcohol in it.
 

Electricice

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werk i have been carded for the stuff too, i love that and when you buy just a single one they always think theres alchol. especailly the lizard line.
 

ThisIsMatt

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<< That's just WIERD. Old people should be caged and left in the basement. >>

Note: amnesiac 2.0 retirement plans: Cage and leave in basement.

End note.
 

gittyup

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Never heard that before. I do believe you since I have seen the kind of people who work at Albertson's. Silly old people....
 

pulpp

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<< That's just WIERD. Old people should be caged and left in the basement. >>




yea right, lets see how you will be doing when you get old
 

Electricice

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when i get old remind me to lock myself inside and not allow others to harass me. this reminds me of the song eat all the old people.
 

MrBond

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<< On a related note, I had a gas station attendant card me for a Sobe the other day. She wouldn't believe me when I told her that there was no alcohol in it. >>


Hehe, you should have switched it for a sobe energy. &quot;But look! It's for energy! Alcohol makes you sleepy!&quot;

It sounds to me like albertson's isn't crazy, they just hire crazy people.
 

Alienwho

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<< That's just WIERD. Old people should be caged and left in the basement. >>


Everybody else might hate this comment but I think that was a pretty good one man. :D
 
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yeah tell me about it. i bought some frosted flakes and the cashier commented on how tony was looking at the little boys on the box. he was terminated by the next week when i went in.
 

Electricice

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just to mention i am starting work at ralphs which is a much cleaner store and they do hire some well lets call them slower people, they arent allowed to man the registers.
 

thebestMAX

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Hey,

Why dont you guys come down to the basement and help me with my computer?

Hee Hee, chort, chuckle /gets torture devices ready.
 

thebestMAX

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Im old, Ive already been locked down here in the basement, I want to get even with the younger set,.....OH, never mind, sorry.
 

JohnnyKnoxville

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Next time you go to Albertsons grab a couple of yoplaits and slam them in the aisle and tell the manager &quot;they coat your belly like a jelly&quot;
 

Alienwho

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In addition to what Johnny said:

You can also fart on stuff, remember it's now been scientifically proven that it spreads germs.