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Lifer
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Just had to rant...

I don't get why guys get so worked up over pics of female actresses, porn stars, etc... I simply don't get it.

IT'S ALL PHOTOSHOPPED!!!! That's all it is. Take off the makeup, nice camera lenses, lighting angles, and photoshop effects, and you'll get the girl next door (in most cases). There are much more beautiful women I know in real life than any woman I see in the movies or on TV.

That's all.
 
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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Zakath15
IT'S ALL PHOTOSHOPPED!!!! That's all it is. Take off the makeup, nice camera lenses, lighting angles, and photoshop effects, and you'll get the girl next door (in most cases). There are much more beautiful women I know in real life than any woman I see in the movies or on TV.
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Yes.
 
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Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: gopunk
i think somebody's jealous...
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Oh, yeah...

Grrr, the IPL is a horrible place to spend eight hours of your life.
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Originally posted by: Zakath15
Just had to rant...

I don't get why guys get so worked up over pics of female actresses, porn stars, etc... I simply don't get it.

IT'S ALL PHOTOSHOPPED!!!! That's all it is. Take off the makeup, nice camera lenses, lighting angles, and photoshop effects, and you'll get the girl next door (in most cases). There are much more beautiful women I know in real life than any woman I see in the movies or on TV.

That's all.
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preach on. and you can actually sex0r the girl next door too.
 
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Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: joohang
How are women in Seattle?

Come up to the beaches in Vancouver some time. :D
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Women are cute, but all bundled up... the UW campus is REAALLLYY nice on a warm, sunny, day. :D
 
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b0mbrman

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Zakath15

IT'S ALL PHOTOSHOPPED!!!! That's all it is. Take off the makeup, nice camera lenses, lighting angles, and photoshop effects, and you'll get the girl next door (in most cases). There are much more beautiful women I know in real life than any woman I see in the movies or on TV.
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And you're making this observation based on the countless numbers of supermodels and actresses you've seen up close firsthand, right?

[EDIT] Holy crap! Everyone look at the "today" page! :Q

When the heck did that happen?!
 
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Nefrodite

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the average woman is also photochopped:p a healthy layer of makeup, plucking of hairs, bleaching of other hairs etc. so what?
 
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Lifer
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Grrr, the IPL is a horrible place to spend eight hours of your life.
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my condolences... :p
 
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joohang

Lifer
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Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Originally posted by: Zakath15

IT'S ALL PHOTOSHOPPED!!!! That's all it is. Take off the makeup, nice camera lenses, lighting angles, and photoshop effects, and you'll get the girl next door (in most cases). There are much more beautiful women I know in real life than any woman I see in the movies or on TV.
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And you're making this observation based on the countless numbers of supermodels and actresses you've seen up close firsthand, right?

[EDIT] Holy crap! Everyone look at the "today" page! :Q

When the heck did that happen?!
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:Q:Q:Q

Congrats? ;) :D
 
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Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: gopunk
Grrr, the IPL is a horrible place to spend eight hours of your life.
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my condolences... :p
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*shudder* It was horrible... my diet has sucked for the last three days, too. This week has been horrible.

But I'll live.
 
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Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Originally posted by: joohang

When the heck did that happen?!
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:Q:Q:Q
Congrats? ;) :D
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Errr...not really :eek:

I think I'm done for the night...see you all someday ;)
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you b!tch!

*grabs b0mberman's hair*[/quote]

*sigh* It's like two homeless guys fighting over an empty pizza box... it's extremely pathetic, but it's still pretty funny. :D
 
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b0mbrman

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Zakath15

*sigh* It's like two homeless guys fighting over an empty pizza box... it's extremely pathetic, but it's still pretty funny. :D
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Heh...I totally don't want it though...Anyhow, I'll be away from computers from mid June to mid August so Gopunk will have plenty of opportunity to take it back :)

 
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joohang

Lifer
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Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Originally posted by: Zakath15

*sigh* It's like two homeless guys fighting over an empty pizza box... it's extremely pathetic, but it's still pretty funny. :D
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Heh...I totally don't want it though...Anyhow, I'll be away from computers from mid June to mid August so Gopunk will have plenty of opportunity to take it back :)
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How sad.
 
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b0mbrman

Lifer
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Originally posted by: joohang
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: datalink7
The girl next door is pretty hot actually :D
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Oh, yes, yes, she is. ;) And much cuter after a nap.
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You guys are neighbours? Or roommates?
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Heh heh...godwilling, I'll be able to say the same thing next year ;)

Except of course, that it will be girls* :D
 
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