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[SuRgEoN]

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back
of the $5 bill


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[venk]

I'm about to eat a burrito

 

[FFactory0x]

My toilet wont flush

 

[Nitemare]

I just burped

 

[DivideBYZero]

Ham

 

[DingDingDao]

POOP.

 

[Wadded Beef]

i have an ingrown toenail.

 

[Pepsei]

Free ice cream today , check yahoo.com

hot deal!

 

[PimpJuice]

boobs

 

[Conky]

I'm gonna go get a diet pepsi.

 

[Mucho]

I hate having to go and then have to cook dinner.

 

[MrPickins]

"I hope you can see this, I'm doing it as hard as i can"

 

[dquan97]

I got a meeting

 

[pclstyle]

my pants are falling down because i have my keys, a metal cigarette case, zippo, ipod, and v600 cellphone in my pockets

 

[globalcitizen]

T&A.

 

[YetioDoom]

Food

 

[Gamer X]

I never felt good for the past 6 months,I wanna feel good.

 

I wish I had some painkillers to abuse.

 

[SnipeMasterJ13]

I don't have to work tonight.(at school now)

 

[xospec1alk]

why won't this week just end already

 

[SuRgEoN]

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and
"lollipop" with your right

 

[slightlyhuman]

they say the baker's daughter was an owl.

 

[TallBill]

I'm wondering how the hell I'm gonna handle returning to the states in probably less then a month.

 

[SuRgEoN]

Butterflies taste with their feet.

 

[40Hands]

New southpark on tonight