Random toilet humor

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Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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FROM: leet
DATE: Tuesday April 22, 2003 -- 4:35:33 pm
a few years ago..i stuck a highlighter up my ass...and when i took it out it was all full of crap..so i decided to flush it..and now my toilet is giving me trouble..i cant crap in it with out clogging it..if i just piss in it ...no problems..i have a snake..and that thing didnt do shit..and my plunger doesnt work either..i need to get the marker out of the toilet so it will stop clogging on me...help!


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FROM: curt [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday March 5, 2003 -- 4:26:05 pm
dude my roommate droped a 40 ton nuclear war head in my crapper and well needess to say its only capable of handeling up to 10tons so he cloged the shiznick out of it . but thaks to your wicked site she flushes again . thank the godess cuz that smell was starting to make me get this ervouse twitch THANK YOU !




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FROM: Jake
DATE: Sunday March 23, 2003 -- 11:47:21 pm
I have never met the turd that couldn't be bested with a solid plunging. On this day I, met my match, and a furious battle ensued. Needless to say, I have been humbled. Without the guidance of these brave souls, all would be lost, and I would have resorted to crouching in the woods in shame, like an animal. I owe you my thanks and all of civilization thanks you for delivering us from the brink of savagery. God Bless.
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FROM: Ryan
DATE: Tuesday July 31, 2001 -- 9:09:39AM
Brian -- I miss those college days with the toilets that could suck down a small animal... man those things were incredible...
 

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Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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FROM: Ryan
DATE: Tuesday July 31, 2001 -- 9:09:39AM
Brian -- I miss those college days with the toilets that could suck down a small animal... man those things were incredible...


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