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Random Thought of the Day Thread

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Lifer
the first cigarette you smoke in a new pack always tastes way worse than the older ones.
 
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I'm so lonely, yet I hate most people, and I'm afraid to get close to the ones I want to be close to out of fear of rejection 🙁
 
Got arrested last night. Intoxicated in a public place, and having open alcohol. Was walking to the bar. Spend the night in a cell, $200 worth of fines.

edit: not really a random though, but whatever.
 
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coldmeat said:
Got arrested last night. Intoxicated in a public place, and having open alcohol. Was walking to the bar. Spend the night in a cell, $200 worth of fines.

edit: not really a random though, but whatever.
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Did it work out cheaper than the bar?
 
JujuFish said:
Did you accidentally the whole pack?
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I accidentally the whole pack once. Worst of all, it wasn't cigarettes, it was a pack of wolves. Good thing they were all sated from just having eaten the late Gerald Ford.

Senseless, that was.
 
OP, please work on that sentence, lol.

Perknose said:
I accidentally the whole pack once. Worst of all, it wasn't cigarettes, it was a pack of wolves. Good thing they were all sated from just having eaten the late Gerald Ford.

Senseless, that was.
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He must have been delicious.
 
People are dumb as bricks. <10&#37; of the population carries everyone else.

The first cigarette rolled from a fresh tin s the best one of the batch. It gets worse all the way to the bottom, when all you're left with is the shake. That burns hot, gets in your mouth, and tastes old.
 
ever sit on your arm til it falls asleep and then play with yourself and pretend like someone else is doing it?
 
Iron Woode said:
ever sit on your arm til it falls asleep and then play with yourself and pretend like someone else is doing it?
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Not on purpose, but I've fallen asleep, and woken up like that. The combination of having the limb asleep(and kind of cold) and still being in a sleep haze accentuates the sensation of touching a dead limb that doesn't feel like it's attached to you :^D
 
Iron Woode said:
ever sit on your arm til it falls asleep and then play with yourself and pretend like someone else is doing it?
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Never could figure that one out; as soon as I move the asleep arm it "wakes" up and regular sensation comes back to me - especially if I move my hands/fingers around.

TMI, I'm sure. 😛
 
I dreamed I was in a video game. Unlike the game, it looked like real life. It was very strange but very exhilarating. The dream didn't last long but it left a huge impression.
 
Iron Woode said:
I dreamed I was in a video game. Unlike the game, it looked like real life. It was very strange but very exhilarating. The dream didn't last long but it left a huge impression.
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I dreamed I was at a high school football game. Someone abducted a number of people and beheaded them under the bleachers while I watched. It left a pretty big impression.
 
Iron Woode said:
mine was caused by playing too much Bioshock 1 and 2.
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I'm pretty sure mine was caused by a bad day at work followed by having to unclog a sewage drain for my grandparents. The implement used in the dream to behead the guys looked a lot like the long strip of metal I was using like a roto-rooter.
 
One of my biggest fantasies as a kid was that I lived in a mall... I was all alone in the mall and it was like a mini city and I could do whatever I wanted, play whatever I wanted to play, eat whatever I wanted, sleep wherever I wanted, watch movies whenever... It was great.
 
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