Random Simpson quote of the day

[brunswickite]

Frink: But I predict that within 100 years computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings in Europe will own them.

Apu: Could it be used for dating?

Frink: Well, technically, yes, but the computer matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest. Ha-ho- ha-hey-hoo.

 

[stev0]

"nef!".... err I mean "doh!"...

 

[mpitts]

"Lets make litter out of the literaties!"

"That's too clever, YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!"

 

[royaldank]

Lisa (lightheaded and dizzy): "Can we stop now?"

Marge (happy and chatty): "Not yet. There's still a little bit of green left."

 

[brunswickite]

What are you going to do? Release the dogs on me? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Originally posted by: brunswickite
What are you going to do? Release the dogs on me? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

"Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons."

 

[Brutuskend]

"I sleep in a drawer!"

 

[brunswickite]

Lisa: only 1 in a million would find that funny

Frink: Yes, we like to call that the "Dennis Miller ratio"

 

[iamme]

"Shut up brain, before I stab you with a Q-Tip!!" Homer J. Simpson

 

[thawolfman]

Boooooooooobies

 

[teddymines]

My favorite:

Marge: "The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday."

Homer: "Woo hoo!!! A four day weekend!"

 

[Lounatik]

Shut up brain, before I stab you with a Q-Tip!!" Homer J. Simpson

Watch it there buddy!!! ;>)


Princpal Skinner:"Nibbles come over here and chew through my ball sack!"

Ralph Wiggum: "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"



Homer: "Computer, kill Flanders"

Flanders lookin in window:"My ears must be burning, did someone call my name?"

Homer speaking to the bottom of the mouse very furtively:"Now finish the job!"





Peace



Lounatik(Look at my sig dammit!)

 

[RU482]

Homer being a goof playing Tennis

"Hey look at me, I'm surfin the net"

 

[Jhill]

Homer "A dog like this you have to feed EVERY day."

 

[smp]

Ralph: "I like your toys, all my toys are sticky"

Willy: "I ate your dog, ye that's right, I ate your little dog, and I ate his little face and I ate the mess he left on me floor"

 

[Spooner]

ahhhhh..... this thread is great

so very funny

 

[SgtBuddy]

"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"
-Homer Simpson

"Aah! Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow. Oww! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!"
-Homer Simpson

Bart:Hey, Grampa, do you think I could?ve been a Flying Hellfish?
Grampa:You?re a gutsy daredevil with a give-?em-hell attitude and a fourth-grade education. You coulda made Sergeant.

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
-Homer Simpson

 

[NeoMadHatter]

"i'll go get the shuttlecock. doh."

 

[Maverick]

Mr. Burns (looking like an alien): "I bring you peace, I bring you love"
Willie: "Kill it!"
Smithers: "No, stop...its Mr. Burns!"
Willie: "Awww its Mr. Burns...kill it!"

 

[Pakaderm]

"With this bbq you can grill cow, pig, chicken, or hippo."

"Mmmm...Hippo"

 

[ivol07]

Family is sitting in front of a nicely set table with plenty of great looking food. Marge obviously spent a lot of time preparing.

Marge: Homer, do you notice anything different about tonights dinner?
Homer: Nope, same old garbage!
Bart: (High fives Homer) This guy is always on!

Homer is being chased by the mafia guys and they are shooting at him.

Homer: Alright, I'm sorry.
Mafia Guy: Alright, thats all we wanted. (or something like that)
Homer: Sorry, your all such JERKS!
Then they start chasing him again.

Sooo many to choose from.

 

[brunswickite]

i was saying booo-urns

 

[Deeko]

Sig

 

[GasX]

(voice in Homer's head) Don't tell her you were in a bar. Don't tell you were in a bar...

(Homer) I was watching pornography!

 

[Deeko]

marge: "This is terrible! How will they get home?"
homer: "I dunno, internet?"