Random sighting on IRC last night ...

[brtspears2]

Far_call == person that takes everything literally, grammer police

<Cheethoe> imagine if you were a woman
<Cheethoe> and you wanted far_call's nuts
<bai> sweet!
bai/ plays with his tits
<Cheethoe> and you were trying to get him into bed
far_call/waits to see where this is going
<bai> yeah I can see that not working very well
<Cheethoe> "so far_call, how about if we do a little this and that?"
<Cheethoe> far_call: "this and that? define this and that"
<far_call> sh!t, you mean that's what all of those girls are getting at?
<Cheethoe> "well you know, like, do it"
<eurowerke> hahahahahah!
<Cheethoe> far_call: "do what? does not compute"
<Cheethoe> "you know, get under the covers, make love"
<Cheethoe> far_call: "there is make, make install, make check, make
clean, make distclean, make all.... I dont know make love"
<eurowerke> hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<eurowerke> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
eurowerke is about to fall out of chair
<Cheethoe> hahahahaha
<MexKn> hhahahahahahah
<Cheethoe> oh god
<Cheethoe> I'm laughing soo hard
<eurowerke> omfg
<bai> make: *** No rule to make target `love'. Stop.
<eurowerke> HAHAHAHAH
<Cheethoe> hahahahah
<MexKn> hahahahahaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Niffum> hahahaahhah

 

[Pastore]

hmmmm yeah

 

[yoda291]

he forgot make deinstall. newb 😀

 

[Beattie]

I once wrote a makefile that had the target "love". It was funny to type make love to compile it things.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

unzip ; strip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep

😀

- M4H

 

[MaxDSP]

do i have to be a geek to understand that?

 

[amnesiac]

hahaa that's funny. I've known a couple CSCI majors who thought like that too. 😛

 

[yoda291]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
do i have to be a geek to understand that?

m4h just posted a string of commands commonly used on a unix, specifically linux/freebsd machine. The original post is easier to get if you've installed software from source on a unix machine using gnu make.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: Beattie
I once wrote a makefile that had the target "love". It was funny to type make love to compile it things.

Years ago a colleague of mine put a file 'sex.bat' on a shared network drive, which would, when run, do nothing but in the background mail the managing director requesting a raise. There was an EXTREMELY religious guy (think Ashcroft) at that time, and the director received no less than 7 mails from him 😛

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: yoda291

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
do i have to be a geek to understand that?

m4h just posted a string of commands commonly used on a unix, specifically linux/freebsd machine. The original post is easier to get if you've installed software from source on a unix machine using gnu make.

figured it was something with unix...😀

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: brtspears2
Far_call == person that takes everything literally, grammer police

<Cheethoe> imagine if you were a woman
<Cheethoe> and you wanted far_call's nuts
<bai> sweet!
bai/ plays with his tits
<Cheethoe> and you were trying to get him into bed
far_call/waits to see where this is going
<bai> yeah I can see that not working very well
<Cheethoe> "so far_call, how about if we do a little this and that?"
<Cheethoe> far_call: "this and that? define this and that"
<far_call> sh!t, you mean that's what all of those girls are getting at?
<Cheethoe> "well you know, like, do it"
<eurowerke> hahahahahah!
<Cheethoe> far_call: "do what? does not compute"
<Cheethoe> "you know, get under the covers, make love"
<Cheethoe> far_call: "there is make, make install, make check, make
clean, make distclean, make all.... I dont know make love"
<eurowerke> hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<eurowerke> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
eurowerke is about to fall out of chair
<Cheethoe> hahahahaha
<MexKn> hhahahahahahah
<Cheethoe> oh god
<Cheethoe> I'm laughing soo hard
<eurowerke> omfg
<bai> make: *** No rule to make target `love'. Stop.
<eurowerke> HAHAHAHAH
<Cheethoe> hahahahah
<MexKn> hahahahahaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Niffum> hahahaahhah

heh not that funny. Actually, not funny at all