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Random Sentence Game...

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pick the month you were born, the day, then the color shirt your wearing and post your sentence.

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I dry humped
April--I smoked
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself

Now post the sentence you made.



Mine was

I dry humped a baseball bat because i was high
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I ran over a squirrel because I hate my family

Edit:

Lol @ 'I dry humped a Mexican because that's how I roll'
 
I kicked my best friends' boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

I thought thisthread was going to be about comming up with funny random sentances... like, "My ideal woman is an attractive kung fu doctor."
 
Originally posted by: hypn0tik
I ran over a squirrel because I hate my family

Edit:

Lol @ 'I dry humped a Mexican because that's how I roll'
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Thats for posting that so I didn't have too.
 
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