Pre-emptive parody post of the day.
I asked my coworker if he'll go to lunch with me today. We normally can't go to lunch, because he leaves at 11:30. 11:30 is before I can normally get out of work. So I specifically went out of my way to let him know that I want to go to lunch. He knows I have meetings until noon and that is why I told him that I wanted lunch together. That way he knows not to want to leave at 11:30. Now he is angry at me. Bastard.